Orange Cat Bad

This is my friend's cat. He's a bad pet. Really bad. The worst. Everything he does the other two dogs blame on him. Even if it wasn't his fault. He doesn't have a complex though. Because he's a cat. A mean cat. Real mean hombre. He bites them in the face. They come back for more. Even though they're bigger. And they're dogs.

They think he's stupid. He's not. He's the smartest cat in the house. Real cat genius. Very stable. Sleeps on the dog's beds. They sleep on the floor. Eats their food. They do nothing but growl. Ineffectively. They have a toy? He takes it. Makes it his own. Chews it up. Ruins it right in front of them. They cry. He laughs. As much as a cat can laugh.

My friends, who are really liberal, love their cat. In spite of his behavior. Even though acts like this. They didn't get the corollary until I fixed their cat's ear and made him look like this. Then they nearly fell over. But it was too late. Much too late.

They were only going to keep him for four years. But now they might up that number. Even though he's bad.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Better impeach it now so it doesn't win anything again.

I suggest your friends call Schiff, bigly.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think your buddy should check his bag of pretzels....specifically he should look for the word "CAT"

originally posted by: manuelram16
I think your buddy should check his bag of pretzels....specifically he should look for the word "CAT"

My friend is very liberal and very smart. That is a cat. Dogs are larger and less catlike than that thing.

You obviously have OCDS; Orange Cat Derangement Syndrome.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I like that animal.
I don't normally like cats.

originally posted by: butcherguy
I like that animal.
I don't normally like cats.

I knew I would make a cat lover out of you some day.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I guess I just had to find the right cat.

originally posted by: butcherguy
I guess I just had to find the right cat.

He's a good cat. He wont crap in your bed. He'll crap in the bed of someone you don't like.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No, actually I think your friend is Mr. Magoo.....

Someone gonna grab dat p***y!?!

They let you do it?

Gender identifation has gotten insane. If he identifies himself as a cat, we have to call him a cat. That is the new rule, but with his attitude never even contemplate calling him a pussy. And look at the Hair, it reminds me of Trump, do not mess with trying to change his mind

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My sources in the Warren campaign camp just alerted me to a statement being prepared by Warren later today.

She says that she has been tested and is 1/1024th that animals cousin.

originally posted by: manuelram16
No, actually I think your friend is Mr. Magoo.....

Cat I says.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My sources in the Warren campaign camp just alerted me to a statement being prepared by Warren later today.

She says that she has been tested and is 1/1024th that animals cousin.

He bears a striking resemblance to your avatar, Bill the Cat.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My sources in the Warren campaign camp just alerted me to a statement being prepared by Warren later today.

She says that she has been tested and is 1/1024th that animals cousin.

He bears a striking resemblance to your avatar, Bill the Cat.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I am the actual animal pictured in your OP.

I have a big bad orange cat who beats up my others cats and bites my dog.

That pic is a dog. With an orange toupee. Another Pelosi trick. MAGA.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can neither confirm nor deny that I am the actual animal pictured in your OP.

I can 100% confirm that you are an animal.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I can neither confirm nor deny that I am the actual animal pictured in your OP.

I can 100% confirm that you are an animal.

Damn you, I've been outed!

*runs away sobbing*

I heard it's great at 8D Chess, the best!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We have a cat kind of like him. But................ hes a Russian Blue!!! A fooking spy? Now and then Sam gets excited and blows his chow on the floor. He eats most of it all back up as he supports the Green New Deal. Yours?

FYI Sam escaped in 2013 when someone left the screen door to the back yard patio open. He was attacked by a Coyote about 10 feet away. I know as we gathered up a softball size clump of his fur the following morning. He was left for dead as we hired a professional tracker. Tracker say hes dead as Coyote urine was all over the place. Tracker say he must have stalked Sam for months. Sam however was previously with PetSmart as a 2nd Chance Russian Blue KGB in training Cat and was able to escape Coyote and lived for four months in wilds of Western New York. He then returned home!! You know that Western New York place In which USA comedians say is like Siberia.

Da.