Groundhog predicts an early spring. Don't get too excited, he's usually wrong

a reply to: Grambler

You know what, I live around Punxsy as we call it.

I can handle your jabs at me, my terrible looks, lack of intelligence, early male pattern baldness, and all around unlikeableness.

But I put my foot down at making fun of Phil!

I'm not making fun of him... if he's wrong this year, I'm coming up to Yankee-land and exterminating those varmits for y'all!

We got flowers coming up, dogwood tree is budding out, looking forward to an entire week of 60+ with lows not getting below mid-40s, and no burrowing rat wanna-be is messing that up for me! I'll find out what fake news groundhog tastes like before I let that happen.

TheRedneck

I have an ink pen from the 60's.

If you look at it you will see a girl in a Bikini. Turn it upside down and the bikini will disappear.

Do it outside in February and if the bikini appears when it's upside down, it will be six more weeks of winter.


I also have this candle, and if you light it and it..... ... .. .

So chinese chicken dinner blames groundhog day on CNN ....Really dude?

...heats the pen up, you can see the neked girl.



Just proves one thing





girls will get neked anywhere..... even on groundhog day.

originally posted by: Plotus
I have an ink pen from the 60's.

((( extricates butt off lounger and creeps down to the basement )))

Beat this Archaic device that I will NEVER find an ink ribbon for...

Edit: just pulled a muscle turning it.. gotta weigh no less than 80lbs😥

A fella named John Titor came by my house a couple days ago, saying I would have something for him shortly, something called 'underwood' ....



I told him OK I'll watch closely for this underwood thingy.

So, How do
I get ahold of you ?

originally posted by: Plotus
A fella named John Titor came by my house a couple days ago, saying I would have something for him shortly, something called 'underwood' ....



I told him OK I'll watch closely for this underwood thingy.

So, How do
I get ahold of you ?

Never seen you this playful😅😆😅😅😆😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂👍👍👍
Seriously made my day

Edit: I keep hitting the STAR button... why only one?


Tom Hanks wants this typewriter.... also 2 1000 lb sewing machines with a foot peddle..