posted on Nov, 22 2018 @ 10:56 AM
So my wonderful sister in law is hosting this year, and I hope she does not know my user name. She is a GREAT woman but couldn't cook a hot pocket.
Before deciding to learn how to cook, she has decided to reinvent what we eat on the great day of fatness! I talked to my brother yesterday to
establish the time and asked what I should bring. He cordially said they had it all covered. I said well let me do something, he said she made about
15 pies all the usual good stuff and a bought 14lbs of chicken, you just bring the beverages. I said "A CHICKEN" why no turkey, well she wants to
change things up he says. I said " if you want to change things up cook a groundhog, I eat chicken 5 days a week" he agreed but you know the
saying.
I am polite and thankful for her efforts so their will be nothing but smiles when she rolls out her GD chicken.
I will bring the beverages and alot of them!
I also will take to my grave that a bird that cant fly and has male genitalia for a neck should be shot and eaten on thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving folks!
edit on 22-11-2018 by Sabrechucker because: im an idiot
edit on 22-11-2018 by Sabrechucker because: typo