posted on Nov, 4 2018 @ 07:11 PM
My lovely wife bought into some meal thing called "Hello Fresh". She got the idea from her cousin, a State Trooper, who likes to cook,
It seemed fun at first. Every week you get 3 menus (or whatever you pick), and the ingredients are shipped to your door, not frozen..."fresh" (in
their words). To their credit, they do ship fresh ingredients, and it does show up on time, come hell or high water.
You get this large paper grocery sack looking thing with all these indredients in it. The menus are all different, and frankly some of them are
HOWEVER...these are supposed to be directions for anyone to cook. Now, my wife is a certified "Chef" (culinary graduate), and I'm a pretty damn
good cook myself...and these directions consistently PISS ME OFF! Got (30) bowls, got (10) mixers?...know how to cut stuff twice, sideways.
Throughout the directions they tell you they've given you more than you need...only to find out you need that left over ingredient for some other
garnish, or ingredient. It's endless, and I'm sure it's fun for "gay" couples because they can throw spaghetti all over themselves and still
The directions are confusing at best, and absolutely WRONG at worst.
We stopped them months ago, but these are one of those things you can never really stop unless you write a hand written letter, on velum, with a
signature cast in blood, on a quill of pure in Dodo feather (it's in the small print!! Read it!!!!)