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Manwich. . . more than a meal

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posted on Jun, 20 2018 @ 09:08 PM
Just a break from politics for a mo. . .

In a new television documentary, authorities allege that a serial killer and her husband chopped up and killed her former lover and then served his remains at a neighborhood barbecue in 2014, WJBK-TV (Channel 2) reports. Kelly Cochran later injected her husband with a lethal dose of heroin in February 2016.

While disturbing and (heehee) tasteless, it does remind me of some cannibal jokes.

Cannibal Joke 1
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
Cannibal Joke 2
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.
Cannibal Joke 3
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Cannibal Joke 4
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Cannibal Joke 5
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
Cannibal Joke 6
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
Cannibal Joke 7
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
Cannibal Joke 8
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
Cannibal Joke 9
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Cannibal Joke 10
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.
Cannibal Joke 11
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Cannibal Joke 12
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Would it be in poor taste to say I hope they fry her?

posted on Jun, 20 2018 @ 09:12 PM
I'm still gonna order BBQ for dinner tonight and there's nothing you can do about it...

posted on Jun, 20 2018 @ 09:12 PM
a reply to: DBCowboy

It is very funny but I can’t tell if it is too early or not.
Was there not like a timeline of when it is cool to make jokes?!? I can’t remember, maybe because I’m cracking up right now.

posted on Jun, 20 2018 @ 09:13 PM
a reply to: FlukeSkywalker

I don’t think I have any “beef” with you right?

posted on Jun, 20 2018 @ 09:14 PM
a reply to: Allaroundyou

Lets discuss this over Lady Fingers. . . uh, I mean, Sheppard's Pie, oh wait. . .

posted on Jun, 20 2018 @ 09:15 PM
*** Temp Closed - pending staff review. ***


Moved to Chit Chat, and reopened.
Please keep your comments Family Friendly.

edit on Thu Jun 21 2018 by DontTreadOnMe because: (no reason given)

posted on Jun, 21 2018 @ 08:21 PM
Thank you mods, I will behave.

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