Just funny stuff.

Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.

originally posted by: highvein
Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.

what.

a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.

originally posted by: Domo1

originally posted by: highvein
Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.

what.

You see if I have to explain it.......never mind.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.

That was funny and you know it.

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.

That was funny and you know it.

Hoax bin!

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: highvein

Click bait title sheesh.

That was funny and you know it.

Hoax bin!

Thx. I will be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waiters and waitress's.

I remember that from an old, old movie, I think it was said by a famous old actress to a young Clark Gable. And it was hilarious; especially for those days before the government took control of morals in the movies. Still funny.

Things you never hear.

So there I was, stuck between a marshmallow and a soft spot.

That fruitcake was off the hook.

Sometimes when I am alone I feel overcrowded.

a reply to: Justso


I did not know that. Cool story.

originally posted by: highvein
Is that gun or are you just glad to see me?
Oh I see. It is a gun and I am being robbed.
Well then. I guess you are just glad to see me.

That robbin' hood just got lucky.
Gladly lucky.

Did you hear about the guy who got so drunk he woke up inside of a zoo? I heard he was lion about that.

a reply to: highvein

Did you hear about the excellent farmer?
He was out standing in his field.

originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: highvein

Did you hear about the excellent farmer?
He was out standing in his field.

That was hilarious.

a reply to: Nothin


How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I will tell you tomorrow.

Alright, one of these threads.

An oil baron buys a ranch for his three sons to raise cattle. He names the ranch Focus. Does anyone know why?

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
Alright, one of these threads.

An oil baron buys a ranch for his three sons to raise cattle. He names the ranch Focus. Does anyone know why?

Why?

a reply to: highvein

Because it's where the sons raise meat.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom


That one is over my head.

What do you call 100 cows masturbating?

a reply to: highvein

Sun's rays meet. OMNI magazine once called it the best pun ever. Not because it was all that funny, but because it was a triple pun.

I'll have to think on yours, but my first thought is a Senate.