What weapon would you take with you? Alien abduction

Water- DUH haven't you seen Signs?!

Clearly that's how it works.

-Alee

originally posted by: roadgravel
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Jimi H was never abducted (that we know of) so you may be on to something.

If i can light it on fire wearing a feather boa, I should be ok.

originally posted by: Nickn3
Never go anywhere with out a knife.

Never...Ever.
Hard to beat a Ka-Bar in tight combat.

Condoms, lube and a cigarette.
I'm sure ET can light a smoke with his finger.

If I get the probe, I still wanna walk home with some dignity.

a reply to: halfoldman

Um, so you're going to rape them and not leave any evidence?

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

No, I wanted to make sure that if I get the anal probe for their research purposes (won't be able to stop their superior hypnotic techniques anyway, and who knows if they sterilize it between every galactic doo-doo-hole they visit?), that at least it's clean and buttered up a little.

And I've seen an unmistakable UFO, and read many abduction reports.
Only half joking.
If you're going to get kidnapped and violated, at least have some harm reduction.
I don't think one man's weapons would work much against them.

a reply to: halfoldman

Whats with the anal probe rape fantasy with alien people?

Light Saber. And an XWing.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Good question, I didn't come up with it.
Been rubbed in my face as a joke since I mentioned I was gay and saw a UFO (virtually since 2009).
I wasn't abducted though - but I believe some people.
Not a fantasy however - more like a horror story with medical experiments (like we're lab rats).
Talking about harm reduction.

I must say however that in erstwhile repressed South Africa, the Vilas-Boas encounter was some of the first sexually explicit material I ever read, and it was about aliens! en.wikipedia.org...

a reply to: asrockk

Knowledge. The Grays can counter any technology you could bring and can put you to sleep in a second. But knowledge of spirituality to counter what they are doing will help a lot. Some people have reported that praying to Jesus also helped, or envisioning a white shield of positive love around you also helped.

a reply to: asrockk

I would have to say ... My mother-in-law. After she was off her meds for about three days.

Then we could park that flying saucer thingy anywhere we wanted too.

Stupid computer

a reply to: asrockk

I think she has gotten into this computer.

Ron Jeremy. The Proboscis Emeritus.
Kind of like a Quid Pro Quo to all the probing going on.

MOOOWAAAAHAHAHA!

The gravity gun from Half life 2......pretty much the ultimate weapon.

Tested and proven effective against aliens, zombies and evil soldier dudes.

@ aug mas...

Nope, but I do keep it in my choppah.

Isn't a choppah an AK-47? Or a motorcycle? Or do you mean a helicopter?

It only makes sense if your choppah is a helicopter.

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: asrockk

A teacup.

Chronicles of ridiculousness........

Hijack one of their plasma shrouded foo fighters --- With the plasma being a weapon of mass destruction...

a reply to: skunkape23

Throw in some brussell sprouts and pickled eggs.
I could rival The Spleen.