What weapon would you take with you? Alien abduction

What weapon would you take with you if you knew you were about to be abducted by aliens?

I'd take a sharpened stick. Because they no doubt would have all kinds of hi-tech shields, magnets etc that would stop bullets, but they wouldn't expect a crazed man with a sharpened stick.

a reply to: asrockk

A flower. One man against a race of interplanetary beings, well, I am a bad ass, but not quite that bad. I'd offer a flower, hope they liked the sentiment, and skipped the anal probe.

a reply to: asrockk

How to convince aliens we still are cavemen for 5000$

Why weapons?

As a european i would take a good camera, if i would know what would happen.

Weapons, don´t wanna say Murica, but are you from
the "U"SA?

I would eat a quart jar of saurkraut, a family sized can of Ranch Style beans, wash it down with a couple 40's of cheap malt-liquor, and just fumigate the entire craft.

a reply to: asrockk

Just sneeze on them a few times and watch ‘em scatter.

Prolly some anal lube...
You know you thought about it......

Large ACME polystyrene Christ Messiah LOVE Cross.

Whack 'em with one of them and little angels circle their heads 24/7.

Ah, some slippery flatulence. Well played sir, well played.

a reply to: asrockk


My phased plasma rifle in the 40watt range.

A jar of killer bees and a sack of those crazy ant things.

A pen.

So I can write complaints and maybe start a petition on Humanity's behalf.

Im so sorry, I clicked the wrong button before I'd analysed what I'd written.

Back to my quiet corner I go.

A case of whiskey .

originally posted by: skunkape23
I would eat a quart jar of saurkraut, a family sized can of Ranch Style beans, wash it down with a couple 40's of cheap malt-liquor, and just fumigate the entire craft.

His name is asrockk!!!

originally posted by: network dude
A flower. One man against a race of interplanetary beings, well, I am a bad ass, but not quite that bad. I'd offer a flower, hope they liked the sentiment, and skipped the anal probe.

I think you may have this backwards.

Been my experience that offering flowers increases the odds of anal probing.

a reply to: asrockk

Holy water , just in case Aliens are Demons.

a reply to: asrockk

I'd take a box set of 'keeping up with the Kardashians' and pray that my abductors take pity on my race.

All I'd have to be is my fun, obnoxious self. I think I had a near abduction several years ago, but I was so intent on *leaving*, they dumped me back off. Saw a ship, ship hovered 20 someodd feet up, I was dancing around like a lunatic, *missing time*, ship was gone, and I was giggling and absolutely giddy.

Aliens haven't tried to drag me off since. If they have, I probably have to be sedated. And no, I'm not just making this up. There's a Mufon report and everything.

originally posted by: DerBeobachter
Why weapons?

As a european i would take a good camera, if i would know what would happen. Weapons, don´t wanna say Murica, but are you from the "U"SA?

Europeans act so passive these days. And why not? The USA provides the bulk of their protection. But historically, countries in the EU have started countless wars and killed tens of millions of people, mostly civilians. The idea that the EU has suddenly become civilized after thousands of years of carnage is, IMO, BS.