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The suffering I endure

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posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:09 PM
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But kudos to this brother.

He has just set himself up as a fall-guy for an entire thread.

That takes some balls (I know).

Blessings dude!



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hiya DBC..... One day you'll retire!



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:16 PM
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That’s your problem ...just one finger...no stretch marks!
Retire now and start collecting your long overdue royalties.
a reply to: DBCowboy



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:18 PM
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I have just finished dining.

The horror I have endured cannot be properly explained on the internet page.

Half the men sitting in the dining area didn't even wear ties, much less a suit jacket.

The women? Wore pants or those yoga stretchy things.

I managed to consume the scallops, choked down the seared fillet, and *gag* a half carafe of a *sob* house Merlot.

My tip to the serving wench was this;

"Never look your betters in the eye".



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:22 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Sounds like youre staying in Sandy, Oregon...lol I used to live there, or is it worse...youre in Gresham?



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:27 PM
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originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: DBCowboy

Sounds like youre staying in Sandy, Oregon...lol I used to live there, or is it worse...youre in Gresham?



Sandy, or outside of.

Never Gresham. I do have standards!



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:30 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
You should have ordered the tofu ....
They probably would have opened the after hours barroom early...



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:38 PM
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a reply to: LughnaCosan


If I wanted diarrhea, I'd have asked to have "The View" played when I ate.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:46 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
Large curd cottage cheese enemas indeed!!



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 08:57 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

lol sadly I am quite familar with your culinary as well as social fare where youre staying...lol dont forget to go to the Toll House for breakfast /shudder Im pretty sure they use Thomas' english muffins and Knorr ready mix hollandaise on their eggs bennie.

mmm mmm Sandy GOREmet.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have just finished dining.

The horror I have endured cannot be properly explained on the internet page.

Half the men sitting in the dining area didn't even wear ties, much less a suit jacket.

The women? Wore pants or those yoga stretchy things.

I managed to consume the scallops, choked down the seared fillet, and *gag* a half carafe of a *sob* house Merlot.

My tip to the serving wench was this;

"Never look your betters in the eye".
How you could manage to consume such a thing is incomprehensible to me. And then to admit it! Have you no self respect?



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:30 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have just finished dining.

The horror I have endured cannot be properly explained on the internet page.

Half the men sitting in the dining area didn't even wear ties, much less a suit jacket.

The women? Wore pants or those yoga stretchy things.

I managed to consume the scallops, choked down the seared fillet, and *gag* a half carafe of a *sob* house Merlot.

My tip to the serving wench was this;

"Never look your betters in the eye".


Merlot?!?!?!...Sometimes, I simply don't know how you manage.

I suggest defecating in the lobby to register your displeasure with the management.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:34 PM
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originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: DBCowboy

lol sadly I am quite familar with your culinary as well as social fare where youre staying...lol dont forget to go to the Toll House for breakfast /shudder Im pretty sure they use Thomas' english muffins and Knorr ready mix hollandaise on their eggs bennie.

mmm mmm Sandy GOREmet.


If you're going to serve hollandaise out of a jar, then just serve human flesh raw.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:35 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Poor, poor James Bond ...

I am so sorry your martini arrived stirred, not shaken.

And today the Bond girl was being played by Snooki in a string bikini a couple sizes too small.


But I'm sure the Go Fish table was all to your liking!



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:36 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I wept tears of despair all throughout the meal.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:36 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I gambled by ordering the scallops!



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:37 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have just finished dining.

The horror I have endured cannot be properly explained on the internet page.

Half the men sitting in the dining area didn't even wear ties, much less a suit jacket.

The women? Wore pants or those yoga stretchy things.

I managed to consume the scallops, choked down the seared fillet, and *gag* a half carafe of a *sob* house Merlot.

My tip to the serving wench was this;

"Never look your betters in the eye".
How you could manage to consume such a thing is incomprehensible to me. And then to admit it! Have you no self respect?


None.

I am a shell of despair.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:38 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Good luck is all I can offer you down that road you are traveling. Maybe you can paint eyes on you eyelids so it just looks like your awake for those meetings.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

I gambled by ordering the scallops!



You might as well have been playing Russian Roulette with a Howitzer.



posted on Mar, 25 2018 @ 09:56 PM
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Granpa works 13 hours a day in a steel mill. He hardly gets any break time and sometimes brings his lunch back home.

He gets up at 415 am, leaves at 530am then gets off work at 7 pm. He is almost 61 now and is sore and real tired. You are lucky. Very lucky




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