The suffering I endure

Oh, come on..... the mole people aren't quite "nubian".....but, they're still people

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: IAMTAT

I don't think he mentioned constipation.

Godlovehim...He never does.

The man's a rock.

Lincoln had Antietam.

I have my colon.

The two are almost identical.

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: DBCowboy

I would gladly change places with you if only to ease your extreme pain and discomfort. It's such a heart-rending story and it fills me with tears.

The idea of sucking down caviar, lobster and the finest steak all while drinking way too much of the sub-$500 category champagne would be almost too much to for any man to bear.

But for you, I would surely try.

Thank you for caring.

It warms my heart. Either that or my bypass stint is acting up.

Either way. . . .

originally posted by: FHomerK
Oh, come on..... the mole people aren't quite "nubian".....but, they're still people

My test is pouring two fingers of fine scotch in a glass.

If they put ice in it, they are immediately put to death.

I thought this was just going to be another of your "all democrats are stupid' threads....

a reply to: DBCowboy

Welcome to Oregon. Sorry in advance for all the Californians.

originally posted by: tinner07
I thought this was just going to be another of your "all democrats are stupid' threads....

Some levels of suffering surpass even Dante's levels of Hell.



I decided to chronicle mine.

originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
a reply to: DBCowboy

Welcome to Oregon. Sorry in advance for all the Californians.

As I live in the state, I tolerate Californians the same way I tolerate flies.

They are part of the food chain.

Here's a little something to cheer you up.....be glad you're not this guy!!



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I didn't think you worked. Well, maybe your employed. Gp back to the pool and have a drink.

originally posted by: olaru12
Here's a little something to cheer you up.....be glad you're not this guy!!



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I am Stormy Daniels.

originally posted by: rickymouse
I didn't think you worked. Well, maybe your employed. Gp back to the pool and have a drink.

I don't work.

I suffer and toil.

And occasionally have a cocktail.

a reply to: DBCowboy
My mother always said "Worse things happen at sea."

I am so sorry to hear about this large and no doubt uncomfortable cross you are currently being forced to bear.

I suppose if the indignity of rubbing shoulders with snow boarding hipsters in hoodies does not kill you, you will have an interesting tale for Gunther and Gunther when you return from the wild.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FHomerK
Oh, come on..... the mole people aren't quite "nubian".....but, they're still people

My test is pouring two fingers of fine scotch in a glass.

If they put ice in it, they are immediately put to death.

Make it a perfect (50/50) mix with drambuie for me.....

The wonderful Rusty Nail!

Flip and I bet all the ladies look like Honey Boo Boo's mom, and the men are all Bible-bashing homophobes.

And the greenery is probably all frozen, or dried up and crumbly.

I feel you brother.

In SA we'd say, one of those places where the hippies still wear safari suits.

May it pass quickly.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey I didn't know you were an NFL athlete

Eating for 7 hours a day must be exhausting.

a reply to: DBCowboy

i think i know which resort you speak of, the one at the mountain...

i used to book their rooms, they often have conferences ran by three letter agencies, sometimes even department heads, once booked the head of the dea into a room there.

The horror, DB. Yet I can find not an iota of sympathy for you as I would gladly undertake such a trial.

To be useful again.