Best pets for Zombie apocalypse.

Lab, Geese and a owl.

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A herd of War-Elk with their tails on fire?

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I'd have a battle elephant as my pet.

To be even safer, I'd ride the back of a pet bear sitting on top of the pet elephant with maybe a pet alligator under the pet bear.

A pet ninja. For obvious reasons.

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Can I get furry texans at the petshop?.

Best pet for a Zombie invasion? A big snake.



Colt Python

originally posted by: Krahzeef_Ukhar
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I think Michonne had it sussed.

The best pet is a Zombie after some dental work.

That was one of the highlights of TWD! What a stunning scene when she was introduced. Gruesome and ingenious storytelling.

Imagine having zombie Trump on one side and zombie Clinton on the other?! Now THAT would be a great scene!

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No they would start kissing and put us all off our dinner.

originally posted by: testingtesting
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No they would start kissing and put us all off our dinner.

You've just put me off my dinner ya numpty!! Yack and bleurgh.

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Now imagine trump breast feeding lol either taking the milk or attempting to give the milk.
Dinner and tea ruined .
Back to the op do zombies eat pets?.

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I’d be tempted with a horde of ripped kangaroos. Fast, hard as nails and pack a hell of a wallop. Check out this guy!

www.news.com.au... 3378c6042e181e74779b3f7f

Add some armour and spiked claws and you’re sorted. Reckon they could also pull a chariot although the ride would be a bit bouncy!

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It may work against US and UK zombies but Aussie zombies will just punch them out cold.

originally posted by: testingtesting
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Can I get furry texans at the petshop?.

Prolly not. Not many abominations like this guy floating around.

You could always try to make your own copy though.

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Which is why you hide a Tasmanian Devil in the females pouches.

I have thought this through😂

A Sasquatch. They're generally very quiet and can snap zombies like a twig.

Ones you can eat when you must.

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A golden eagle.

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S&F! Very well thought out. My wife and I thoroughly enjoyed reading the OP over coffee this morning, thank you!

There will be no zombie apocalypse. Tv has rotted your brain.

originally posted by: hombero
There will be no zombie apocalypse. Tv has rotted your brain.

...and no prophecies have ever come true!

When the day finally comes, I'll grant you safety on my bear on an alligator on an elephant.