Best pets for Zombie apocalypse.

a reply to: hombero

I think the zombie apocalypse is more of a metaphor for when # hits the fan.

a reply to: testingtesting

Metaphor on ATS? Are you well?

If he meant SHTF, he'd have said SHTF. Instead he wrote that 'Barking will alert zombies.'

a reply to: Kandinsky

He may have meant the barking may alert the mad hungry mad Max type cannibals which will be roaming the wasteland.
Heck I'm going to be one of them.

A very well trained dog would be suffice..... despite contrary beliefs they can manage just fine without 'meat'.

Best pets for Zombie apocalypse

Mecha Godzilla.

Pwnd!

Definately skunk, when they are frightened they spread that awful smell and disguise your deliciousness from Zombies.. You can just have a another beer and continue your lazy day relaxed

Giant zombie eating Venus fly traps?

originally posted by: neo96
Best pets for Zombie apocalypse

Mecha Godzilla.

Pwnd!

I saw a big skunk while I was walking last night.
It did a hand stand and pointed it's stink-cannon at me.
Nobody had to tell me to go the opposite direction.
Good choice.

a reply to: makemap

Since I was a little kid, I always wished for a pet zombie. Like maybe somebody who used to be a hockey player so he'd still have the mask or maybe a zombie of a Wall Street investment banker so I could use him to store all my goods and have a chuckle when I make a withdrawal from his briefcase.

So I'd still have to say zombie.

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: makemap

Without question.

Best of luck.

Brilliant. Want one. Maybe two.

a reply to: Abysha

Have you seen the film Fido?.

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: Abysha

Have you seen the film Fido?.

No. It looked too hipstery for me. Everybody tells me to watch it, though.

Personally, I'd stick with the species that have been an integral part of survival for vast periods of our history.

So, dogs and horses would be my picks.

a reply to: Abysha
like.

a reply to: SailorJerry

Doubt it, people got bird flu from chicks and mad cow disease from cow, HIV from monkeys. It may not have started from humans at first maybe animals to humans.

originally posted by: sine.nomine
a reply to: makemap

I'd go for an owl. Silent fliers, can see dead flesh miles away, nocturnal. They eat pests like rodents. Yeah, definitely an owl.

Well if owls turn zombie, they'd be scary as fking with that 360 degree head turn.

a reply to: Kandinsky

I'm pretty sure elephants can be use in hot climate only. No way its going to Russia/Canadian winter.

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

GL bringing that to the house and trying to escape with it. Reason I so no to birds is because they have a hard time getting out of houses/shelter without you in it. You can't simply put them in your pocket can you?

Chicken is great in case you're lonely because everybody turned zombie. It's well explained here

a reply to: makemap

I dunno If I get me old Gran to knit the Elephant a jumper and we make it some big snow shoes....oh and sellotape a big knife to its trunk to stab the zombies.