Fire at Trump Tower in NYC

originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin
It was crooked Hillary’s fault!!!!

Just thought I would get the conspiracy started on this one....

Or has Donald already beaten me to it and declared this whole thing “fake news”

Are we sure that it wasn't just Trump reading too much of a security briefing? Maybe THAT"S why he doesn't finish them. Conspiracies...

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: TheLotLizard

You'll work on your jokes.

Nah, it’s fine. Trump supporters just don’t have a sense of humor.

originally posted by: TheLotLizard

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: TheLotLizard

You'll work on your jokes.

Nah, it’s fine. Trump supporters just don’t have a sense of humor.

That's a very bold statement!

Your joke was crap, accept it.

Electrical box, on the roof. Sounds like a paper shredding fire grew out of control.

Lots of documents to burn...

a reply to: EchoesInTime

Hope it burns to the ground

Good thing the steel beams didn't melt due to office fires

I think this was his twitter account exploding

Guys..Trump and Clinton are sending each other "smoke signals".

Since it's impossible for them to have private meetings in the current environment, and all comms channels are being monitored by the NSA, they have to use this fall back method.

It's a time honored tradition. Used by natives from America to Australia, to send signals across long distances, you start a fire.

In the modern world, the "news media" carries the notice of the fire, in place of "smoke". So, all you need to do is set the fire to a specific date and time, as agreed upon to signal yea/nay position on the issues you've previously discussed and established long ago, and the message will always get through to the other party, without the possibility of intercept or decryption.

So, a little while ago Clinton sent Trump a query using the fire method, and today, Trump responded with his reply.

All we can detect, is that they are talking, but we don't know what the issues are, and can't determine the exact message.

It's a perfect system.

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes

originally posted by: TheLotLizard

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: TheLotLizard

You'll work on your jokes.

Nah, it’s fine. Trump supporters just don’t have a sense of humor.

That's a very bold statement!

Your joke was crap, accept it.

I'm a Trump supporter, and I would have laughed if it was funny. But it wasn't.

(OtherSideOfTheCoin had a good one.)

a reply to: TheLotLizard

I've noticed the whole Trump V Hilldawg thing is just like passionatly rooting for a sports team. Your rival team wins a match or lands a great sponsorship deal you're not going t be like "Oh how excellent!"

a reply to: Kalixi

It would be nice if Trump supporters would wakeup and stop making this a conflict between Trump and "Hilldawg". The election ended back in 2016. Hillary Clinton is political irrelevant. The only conflict is created by and nurtured by Trump through his inability to accept criticism.

NEVER before has a presidential candidate loser remained culturally relevant this far after the election and the primary reason that is the case is because Trump and his supporters keep talking about her. But it is infuriating that this isn't supposed to be an "Us vs them" situation. We are ALL Americans. We all have to live together and get along. Just because you win shouldn't and isn't supposed to mean that I lose. That isn't how the Constitution was setup.

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
a reply to: Kalixi

It would be nice if Trump supporters would wakeup and stop making this a conflict between Trump and "Hilldawg". The election ended back in 2016. Hillary Clinton is political irrelevant. The only conflict is created by and nurtured by Trump through his inability to accept criticism.

NEVER before has a presidential candidate loser remained culturally relevant this far after the election and the primary reason that is the case is because Trump and his supporters keep talking about her. But it is infuriating that this isn't supposed to be an "Us vs them" situation. We are ALL Americans. We all have to live together and get along. Just because you win shouldn't and isn't supposed to mean that I lose. That isn't how the Constitution was setup.

the sooner americans get this, the sooner we can fix all the issues our nation has.

a reply to: EchoesInTime

I suppose wiretaps can spontaneously combust sometimes...

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes

originally posted by: TheLotLizard

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: TheLotLizard

You'll work on your jokes.

Nah, it’s fine. Trump supporters just don’t have a sense of humor.

That's a very bold statement!

Your joke was crap, accept it.

You know the greatest thing? I really could not give a damn. Got your little lacy panties in a bunch didn’t it?

Trump likes waterworks, fact. Trump likes hookers, fact.

Oh wait you want me just to play along? Ok I’ll put on my tinfoil hat while I pretend that trump is an actually good president.

*puts hat on*

Maybe, just maybe, aliens caught the trump tower on fire because he’s been working with the Illuminati and the Easter bunny in a collaborative effort to overthrow the evil reptilians that have been placed on the throne in North Korea. The aliens and reptilians are ancient allies.

WE MUST NUKE THEM FIRST!

Is that more ATS for you?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: EchoesInTime


Local radio stations are reporting it's already been handled and was in an electrical box on the roof.

A junction box containing the wiretaps?

a reply to: carewemust


I'm hoping for spirit cooking.

originally posted by: AndyFromMichigan

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes

originally posted by: TheLotLizard

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: TheLotLizard

You'll work on your jokes.

Nah, it’s fine. Trump supporters just don’t have a sense of humor.

That's a very bold statement!

Your joke was crap, accept it.

I'm a Trump supporter, and I would have laughed if it was funny. But it wasn't.

(OtherSideOfTheCoin had a good one.)

Well I thought that joke was bland and unoriginal. I guess people have different senses of humor.

shocking!

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

(I can't believe nobody hasn't said this! lol. As always, late to the game thanks to time zones or what not...)

originally posted by: TheLotLizard

originally posted by: AndyFromMichigan

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes

originally posted by: TheLotLizard

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: TheLotLizard

You'll work on your jokes.

Nah, it’s fine. Trump supporters just don’t have a sense of humor.

That's a very bold statement!

Your joke was crap, accept it.

I'm a Trump supporter, and I would have laughed if it was funny. But it wasn't.

(OtherSideOfTheCoin had a good one.)

Well I thought that joke was bland and unoriginal. I guess people have different senses of humor.

shocking!

Wow!

You think my joke was bland and unoriginal....

Hold my beer then while I tell the the one about why Trump crossed the road.....

a reply to: TheLotLizard

Trump likes waterworks, fact. Trump likes hookers, fact.

Fiction....but i liked all the jokes in the thread, including yours.