Is Donald Trump the son of Christ or the second coming?

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

My major suspicion however is this is just a troll thread

Or highly intoxicated post

John Turturro has two sons. I guess that makes them the Sons of Jesus.

originally posted by: whywhynot
Star and Flag for making a few liberal heads explode

Why do you guys always think that?

Just because it's ridiculous, doesn't mean we care.

Jesus, can this adoration and cultish behaviour get any worse?

This is a claim of Godhood, so I don’t actually think it can to be honest.

My view is this... and I'm English. Forget politics, forget statesmanship, forget profiteering.
Trump has come in with balls, small or large......... who cares.
In his term as president, he has raised questions to the reality of media, immigration, says stuff that will grate on other country's nerves, pushes bounderies when you all think he is nuts.
Letting U.F.O de-clasified videos to go viral.
Pushes North Korea's buttons, tells the word that Jerusulem is the capital.
PLUS MANY MORE.
So the agenda is.................. you tell me
Somehow I just think he knows something. Now my info comes from A.T.S
Conclusion is from the white rabbit, plus many more threads from this site that something is coming.

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask


Dude. You are taking this far too seriously.

However, if I had a fake news site, I would run with this story. It would go viral with the Trumpeteers in my family alone. And then Snopes would cover it, and rate it as Mostly True. I doubt Snopes would go into the metaphysics of it, though.

Thread should be called Hair Trigger.

By that line of reasoning, I must the real deal, my fathers name is Joseph, and my mothers name is Maria

I have two friends named Christian. They are both Subgenius.
I know a few Jasons. None of them are argonauts.

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Interesting factoid, but last I checked the faithful are waiting for the 2nd coming of Christ himself not the "son" of Christ. Now, if his dad's middle name was Allah you might have something.

a reply to: skunkape23

But do they kill horny teens with a machete?

a reply to: skunkape23

You don't know one Heysuess?

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
I am kind of surprised this isn't a big part of many theories on Trump from both sides.

And I'm not sure many even know this.

Donalds fathers name was Fred Christ Trump.

Making Donald Trump the son of Christ or possible the second coming....

Frederick Christ Trump Sr. (October 11, 1905 – June 25, 1999) was an American real estate developer and philanthropist, primarily in New York City, and father of Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, and Maryanne Trump Barry, a United States Court of Appeals judge.

Wiki


Now I'm sure this is going to get a lot of people upset, so please be kind as this isn't the mudpit....

Uh.....ummmmm....hmmmmmm....

If Trump's the second coming of Jesus.....uh...# being crucified must've really #ed him up.

originally posted by: icanteven
a reply to: ManBehindTheMask


Dude. You are taking this far too seriously.

However, if I had a fake news site, I would run with this story. It would go viral with the Trumpeteers in my family alone. And then Snopes would cover it, and rate it as Mostly True. I doubt Snopes would go into the metaphysics of it, though.

Too far? Nope.....just logic.....there’s nothing metaphysical about pointing out how names actually work

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Is Donald Trump the son of Christ or the second coming?

Apparently Joe and Mika don't think so.

Dude... lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. I'm worried about ya.


I can think of no better reason than not being a christian than this pumpkin on a stick being "the son of christ".

a reply to: Vasa Croe

As a Southern Baptist, I have to say no, most certainly not. However, he's definitely getting this country back to where it needs to be. The second coming of Christ won't be in the form of man although many will come and claim they are Christ.

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
I am kind of surprised this isn't a big part of many theories on Trump from both sides.

And I'm not sure many even know this.

Donalds fathers name was Fred Christ Trump.

Making Donald Trump the son of Christ or possible the second coming....

Frederick Christ Trump Sr. (October 11, 1905 – June 25, 1999) was an American real estate developer and philanthropist, primarily in New York City, and father of Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, and Maryanne Trump Barry, a United States Court of Appeals judge.

Wiki


Now I'm sure this is going to get a lot of people upset, so please be kind as this isn't the mudpit....

Man... I was so ready to just laugh and say "ummm No!" but then you hit me with that "Fred Christ" stuff and well, now I don't know how to respond.

so i'll just laugh nervously.

a reply to: whywhynot

Lol... Star for making a good point.

originally posted by: skunkape23
I have two friends named Christian. They are both Subgenius.
I know a few Jasons. None of them are argonauts.

Well of course Jason wouldn't be the argonaut. It was Jason AND the Argonauts Do these Jason's happen to lead any Argonaut crews?