Couple Caught Having Sex at Texas Movie Theater

I edited the original title to be more family friendly.

What a flashback to the 70's. A couple having sex during a movie at the theater.

Melissa Dawn Feist-McCuistion, 39, and Adam Emmet Lee, 40, were arrested early Thursday at the Santikos Casa Blanca cinema, the San Antonio Express-News reports. Evidently, an employee was ‘shocked’ when they found Feist-McCuistion performing a sex act on Lee in the theater and left to tell a manager, according to an incident report. Okay, there goes lunch. I didn’t think it could get any more unappealing… guess I was wrong.

When the employee and the manager returned to put an end to the frolicking, they found the couple having sex “really fast.” I guess we all know what that means. Wonder what movie this was in and if there were kids around? I guess they didn’t care. The manager told the pair to stop, but told police that Feist-McCuistion and Lee seemed surprised and “stood there for a long time” before they got dressed. More pictures that can’t be deleted. These people have no shame and boy, they really should. “This is a public place,” he told her. “You need to stop what you are doing and get off of him.”

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The author of the article take a position that this was damn near a crime against humanity but I find it hilarious that there are people that stupid out there. I also wonder what movie it was to spend all that money to ignore it. My money is on a Ben Afleck picture.

The article doesn't say what time this occurred. So we don't know if "what about the kids" is an issue. A bitch slap is in order none the less.

a reply to: intrepid

Heard it was a Weinstein Production......

Maybe the movie wasn't that interesting?

originally posted by: GuidedKill
a reply to: intrepid

Heard it was a Weinstein Production......

Now that's funny.

Peewee Herman approves!

You know how much a hotel room costs ?

If the moment moves you, its dark, noisy and few people, what the hell...

a reply to: intrepid

Lucky them! The good ole days prevail.

a reply to: intrepid

Brings a new meaning to "Netflix and Chill," I suppose.

originally posted by: intrptr


You know how much a hotel room costs ?

If the moment moves you, its dark, noisy and few people, what the hell...

You might could come out better with the hotel room. There’s usually at least 4-5 good channels and it’s not THAT much more than a movie these days

The shorter list is who hasnt had sex or got a bj in the theatre. People are so uptight these days.

Without sex none of us would be here.

originally posted by: ValentineWiggin

originally posted by: intrptr


You know how much a hotel room costs ?

If the moment moves you, its dark, noisy and few people, what the hell...

You might could come out better with the hotel room. There’s usually at least 4-5 good channels and it’s not THAT much more than a movie these days

Maybe in your town the hotels are cheaper. What if they were trying to have an illicit affair. Most hotels ask for ID.

Maybe part of the thrill was the risk of getting caught.

a reply to: intrepid

The deputies asked the manager and assistant manager if they had seen the couples’ genitals at all. “No,” the manager said, according to the report,” but we could see that their clothing was off and they were trying really hard to cover themselves with a small blanket that they had!”

everyone has got their hump on in the theater. but taking clothes off and bringing a blankie. that is a little strange.
supposed to be spontaneous dammit.
plus they are fug so its gross

I think maybe it should read - " woman claims to have been sexually assaulted in movie theater"

When I was younger I worked at movie theaters and I caught a couple having sex. I flashed the light on them a few times and escorted them out after they pulled the pants up. It wasnt a huge deal.

a reply to: intrepid

oh please. Who hasn't fooled around in a movie theater once or twice or a dozen times?

Now they arresting people for it?

sheesh.

I think the article is a little over the top as well. No big deal in the grand scheme of things. Reminds me of something I saw years ago.

When I was in high school, I worked at a truck stop that had a movie room. One night about 1am or so one of the cashiers came to me and told me I needed to go kick some people out of the movie room. I figured there was just an argument or something. The room was empty except for some people having sex with the lights off. I flipped the lights on, and turned out I knew the girl from school. And she was with not 1 but 2 guys. Yikes.

What do they actually mean by "having sex really fast?" There are a few things that could refer to.

My other comment is about the author of the article: lighten up! Holy cow. Having sex in a theater is definitely in bad taste, but having them arrested? And also, the author says it was "gross" and "disgusting" or words to that effect many times...again, get over yourself. I wouldn't want to be that author's partner...whomever it is, you know they aren't getting any.

Pan down into 'The Yard' ...

Convict #1: "There is that new meat, He doesn't look too mean..."
Convict #2: "I'll go and see how long He is here for...."
Convict #1: "Don't make it obvious, the screws are looking out...."

Convict #2: "How long are You here for?..."
Convict #3: "What?....Sir..."
Convict #2: "How long of a sentence do You have?"
Convict #3: "Sorry... they gave Me 5-10 years..."
Convict #2: "Jeez, I only got 5 years but I did over $5M in Fraud.. What You do?

Convict #3: "I got caught in TheBijou making out..."

a reply to: intrptr

Lol I’m almost SURE the risk was the main motivation here

originally posted by: intrepid


The article doesn't say what time this occurred. So we don't know if "what about the kids" is an issue. A bitch slap is in order none the less.

It happened around midnight (Source), but I haven't found out (yet) what movie it was in theater #13 at the Santikos Casa Blanca theater.
So, personally, I don't think there's a "what about the kids" issue.