Border Security (Australia)!

Apparently the long-running Australian reality television program Border Security has been quite an international hit.



Should we employ Aussie trained border-guards along Europe's Mediterranean border?
Especially as many Aussie leftists try and tell other countries what to do?

Fined for apples and oranges.
Deported for lack of underwear and knowledge of tourist hotspots.
Sending Ukrainians back to war-zones.

I'm surprised they're not combing incoming pubes for invasive lice.

Their country; their issue.
But it's a bit much to call Europe "fascist", when we see this on our television screens every day.

Nothing special. Australia is bit more strict due to its eco system is very unique.

Other then that.. nothing stop the immigrants getting in. At least they have proper boarder control now. Befor that, ship load of European economic immigrants and convicted got in and ruined the country'. Thanks to heavy asian immigration, the balance is restored now.

a reply to: Pandaram

You brought an orange!
How dare you!
Can't you read?
You uneducated third-world imbecile!
Priceless every time.

a reply to: halfoldman
Dude you r a immigrant in a poop hole.. you are a fail fail situation.. and you calling me names. Come on pull your self together boy.

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: Pandaram
You brought an orange!
How dare you!
Can't you read?
You uneducated third-world imbecile!
Priceless every time.

I'd like to respond to that, with this - (relevant part: 4:50, customs)


"WHERE DID YOU GET THE APPLE!?"

a reply to: Pandaram

It says here no fruit!

You signed it!

They might as well lecture: are you myopic, illiterate or just blimmin thick?
Well, we expected it when we saw your face.

a reply to: halfoldman

Dont hide behind the fruit. Lol
We both know what just happened.

Round one.. to me. Now fook off.

a reply to: halfoldman

They just let Merkel have a fourth term as Furher, working out well for their border control!

Working here illegally?

Helping out your uncle at a restaurant?

That's disgusting!

We only want people here who stretch their pale bums in the sun!

But so hilarious, they still make a program about it.

No finesse, no political sensitivity.

Like a fist on a black eye.

Absolutely classic.

a reply to: halfoldman

You do realised, the video you posted was a parody. Not the actual border control reality show..😂😂

a reply to: Pandaram

No, gee, I never realized.

That's why I put it in the joke forum.

I only put clips here that are totally serious.

OK, it's no longer just Australia.
We now have similar spin-off "airport" programs about the US and Canada, for example.
But let's not have a global double-standard, where one continent must accept everyone, and others fine and deport people on technicalities.

And you may not even film it.

No, gee, I never realized. That's why I put it in the joke forum.

well your comments are quite unfair, do you think those rules were made up due to boredom?

i find it hard to sympathise with people who cant follow very simple rules.

a reply to: halfoldman

That's outstanding!!
That should be on TV here in the US.
I love it when everyone is offended.

a reply to: Rikku

Europe: People who pay 2000 to 3000 Dollars to human traffickers are fair.
Those poor starving people!

They don't even bring fruit!

"Next!"

"I got a botfly larvae in my scalp and some incurable TB in my lungs."

"Oh, illegal immigrant, wanting to sponge off our welfare?"

"Yes."

"Good, walk right through, second line to the left".

Australia: "Wait a minute, you brought an apple ... now that's a serious issue!"

a reply to: halfoldman
all of them, youre an idiot.

a reply to: Rikku

Good, I'm here to be an idiot.
It's the joke forum.

I did say at the outset, their country, their issue.
Not here to judge.

I can only judge the discrepancy or double-standards as to how different countries are treated.

On a serious note, I don't want to judge Australia, or any other country with similar programs and policies.

I rather wanted to draw attention to the discrepancy of what is currently expected of Europe, and some other Western (and probably many non-Western) nations.

But the fact remains, Border Security is getting away with criteria that the left would scream to the highest heavens about, were it applied in Europe.

And yet many of these leftist globalists aren't even situated in Europe.
I know from social media, many of these "no border" globalists are situated smugly in places like Australia (which is not a critique of all Australians - I think they actually got it right).