Border Security (Australia)!

a reply to: halfoldman


When you talk of the left and right of politics are you aware that here in oz our left is equivalent to the American right ?

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

I wasn't quite aware of that.

But considering "Border Security", and the self-congratulatory tone that obviously regards itself as moderate or "middle-of-the-road" normal, I did get an inkling the policies that count as "normal" there might not be quite normal to some Europeans.

As a matter of fact, it might look like a downright border Gestapo.

That's fine; their country.

It's just the unintentional hilarity, because it seems to be so oblivious, and so brazenly out of synch with what the globalists currently want as a norm for Western (or white majority) countries.

And it's giving them every inch of the finger.

a reply to: halfoldman


Perhaps it would be worth watching an actual episode of border security, that comedy skit takes it to the extreme, a little like comparing the simpsons to real life.

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Oh, I think I've seen them all, and repeated.

Maybe some programs were made a while back?

And a year means a lot for ideology.

But just to criticize another culture's food these days, and take it out of their bags ... glad it's not my job.

Or perhaps "Border Security" is a bit of a psy-op.

You can see what happens, so don't even try it!

Undeniably these programs function as such.

Yeah, don't do a Merkel and invite everyone.

Do an Australia.

Only come if you're really, really, really prepared.

Germany 2015: Border Non-Security.

Border guards chatting:

"Oh look, a Syrian man with torn jeans - a real refugee!"

"Er nope. I saved up four months to buy the same designer jeans for my son."

An English teabag found!

"Sir, can we see your passport"?

"Certainly, my dear chap".

"What is your business in Australia"?

"Why, I came to see my new online friends: Matilda, Emma, Stephanie and Katherine".

"Can we have a photo"?



"All good, let the gentleman hop through".

what an utterly pointless thread.

we have the same rules between borders. fruit cannot be taken and is quarantined. read the aqis website, unless youre happy tp laygh at your own pointless drivel.

Australian biosecurity Live animals and plants, plant material, animal products and certain food from overseas could introduce some of the world’s most damaging pests and diseases into Australia. This could devastate our valuable agriculture and tourism industries and unique environment.

Declare it You will be given an Incoming Passenger Card before you arrive in Australia. You must comply with the requirement to provide this information. Giving false or misleading information is a serious offence. You must mark YES on your card if you are carrying goods that may pose a biosecurity risk. These goods include plant material, animal products and certain food. A Department of Agriculture and Water Resources biosecurity officer may inspect declared goods during your border clearance. A biosecurity officer may inspect your baggage, even if you do not declare any goods. They may use X-ray or a detector dog. You must declare or dispose of any goods with a biosecurity risk before inspection.

a reply to: badw0lf
Wow an aussie that can't take a joke...unusual.

See the forum it was placed in.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: badw0lf
Wow an aussie that can't take a joke...unusual.

See the forum it was placed in.

Did you read the crap the OP kept posting over and over? He isn't joking, he doesn't see it as hilarity, he has an obvious axe to grind, and I find it offensive.

And trust me, I'm the first to poke fun at myself and Aussies.

But not at the expense of an ignorant rant hidden in the jokes forum..

a reply to: badw0lf

I have an axe to grind?

Maybe you should relax a bit.

If the world laughs at you sometimes, laugh with them, I dare say.

And no, I don't give a flip if you're offended.
I'm sure you'll get over it soon.
Oh dear, let's hope so.

originally posted by: halfoldman
a reply to: badw0lf

I have an axe to grind?

Maybe you should relax a bit.

If the world laughs at you sometimes, laugh with them, I dare say.

And no, I don't give a flip if you're offended.
I'm sure you'll get over it soon.
Oh dear, let's hope so.

It's gay marriage time here old man. You sway my vote.

ignorance is bliss, hey?

a reply to: halfoldman

PS: I provided you with valid reasons why your jokes are not humerous.

You mock us for having those rules, in multiple concurrent posts. I don't see the funny. I see someone ignorant of the reasons. And they've been valid for years. You see a comedy skit and think "Lets just laugh at the stupid aussies" and I think "How many idiots try to bring in quarantined items" yet for you it's a joke, for us it's a statistic.

Oh we pick on the guy with ripped jeans who looks middle eastern.. Bull#.

We take in plenty of migrants from everywhere. Lets laugh at England hey? had any more cars run into crowds of people yet? Maybe if they had an apple and better border security, that wouldn't have happened. Had any more beheadings of soldiers yet? Maybe an orange or two. Had any more gangs of migrants groom and molest kids? Maybe a pineapple.

Your country is up the creek, all of Europe is down the gurgler.

But poke fun at us for protecting out native species and wildlife. Thats friggen hilarious.

I vote no.

a reply to: badw0lf

I see your points bro.

Although a lot of it is already splashed all across the boards and forums.

I thought I'd take a different angle.
Something frivolous, but it appears it wasn't that frivolous eventually.

I just wanted everybody to have a laugh.
My apologies if it didn't turn out that way.

a reply to: halfoldman

As an aussie, I found that very funny. Those comedians do good skits.