How come there's no good songs written about the plight of the conservative man?

It just seemed appropriate...... conservative minded.
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a reply to: BrokedownChevy

Why?
I make sense to those who are AWARE ,I am what I am...
OTHERS just call me KILLBOT or homicidal ,YOU know...civilians who are hopliphobic and cover their eyes to rampant evil and death,same ol ,same ol.
PEOPLES children who nearly going to SHOCK from paper cuts realizing their own frailty where as WE ignore it all and DIE as warriors so that everyone HERE can screw it up so we HAVE to send more to fight .

Does it have to be about the plight of the conservative man?

Closest thing I could come up with was one for the plight of conservative ladies, and I had to go back a couple decades to find it.

Guaranteed to get Ann Coulter hot!

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

Unfortunately the 2 AASs I have and the 3/4 BA I was attempting in the VA for the Art Institutes in Denver,didn't cover reality well.
I wish I undesrtood computer programs more effectively, but HEY MAYA is a BITCH. at 7:30 AM on sleeping pills.
MAYBE you should learn MORE outside of the classroom... and refrain from the "I'M BETTER that you" position.
Other than MATH ,you aren't.

Country music?

At least we get a thread full of great music out of OPs attempt to trollol

Also, OP, your handle in itself is a conservative mans plight LoL

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

I do believe that the Imperial March exists.

:p

Here is the song about the liberal man's plight

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ok, ok, ok!

Stop!

You win!

The only plight country musicians sing about is loosing a woman.

a reply to: redmage

This was fun!

Last one.

This is all about the conservative movement and the GOP.

a reply to: redhorse

YES.... I was abused in Canon City Colorado by goat ropers and I LOVE metal inside.
REAL hair band metal not much after the 090s when REAL singing was replaced with less tallenred people who have NO vabrattos.
THAT and HEY I already HAVE depression,I don't need songs to make more.
I DO have a TRUCK so maybe NOT a total loss...

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

They exist...

a reply to: BrokedownChevy


i always thought this one fit.

Working Man Rush -

Lyrics
I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time

It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man

They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am

'Cause I get home at five o'clock
And I take myself out a ice, cold beer
Always seem to be wond'rin'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here

It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me The workin' man
They call me the workin' man

I guess that's what I am
Well they call me the workin' man

I guess that's what I am
I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time

It seems to me I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
Well they call me the workin' man

I guess that's what I am
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am

a reply to: BrokedownChevy

Ahem. Neil Young, anyone? Johnny Cash. Hunter/Garcia?

Don't forget, California is the most liberal conservative (formerly Republican) state in the country. Lotta good songwriters from/living there.

originally posted by: redmage
Does it have to be about the plight of the conservative man?

Closest thing I could come up with was one for the plight of conservative ladies, and I had to go back a couple decades to find it.

Guaranteed to get Ann Coulter hot!

I'm pretty sure this is the anthem for women who would give BJs for a vote for Democrats.

No stars and flags???? Darn!!!!


In the end, the best post was the 3 Doors Down post. I'm working on a Joplin rag time piece and the guy gives me 3 Doors Down. Fcking hilarious. 'Mericuh!