I met my Freemason Illuminati Handler today and I have the pictures to prove it.

i don't even get this? is there a point?

a reply to: geezlouise

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: geezlouise

I almost didn't recognize Augustus without the ball gag.

Geez? Your posts are always pretty, sweet, sincere. You look just like how you post.

A lot of times you say LOL, as in something made you smile, but this time, I snorted and laughed. Woke up the wife. Nice job.
I think he had that same shirt on when I saw him. I know he had the same hat.

Lou, did you get him to pick up the tab? (they do teach manners in Freemason handler school)

originally posted by: network dude
I think he had that same shirt on when I saw him. I know he had the same hat.

Shirt, no. Hat, yes.

I'd tell you I had the same underwear on but I went commando.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I expect you brought your rape whistle anything less would be, well sub prime.

a reply to: Brotherman

I didn't even get a chance to use it, the pepper spray made it hard to find the thing.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: network dude
I think he had that same shirt on when I saw him. I know he had the same hat.

Shirt, no. Hat, yes.

I'd tell you I had the same underwear on but I went commando.

Thank God you're alive!...We called the Police, the Hospitals...all the S&M Clubs...

BTW: Nice hat...but, remember,...these days, 'Male Pattern Baldness' is nothing to be ashamed of.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
BTW: Nice hat...but, remember,...these days, 'Male Pattern Baldness' is nothing to be ashamed of.

No worries. My 'exotic' diet seems to be preventing hair loss.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
BTW: Nice hat...but, remember,...these days, 'Male Pattern Baldness' is nothing to be ashamed of.

No worries. My 'exotic' diet seems to be preventing hair loss.

Sure it does...UNTIL you run out of exotic dancers.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I hate it when that happens, I once had a girl threaten to fist me and I immediately noticed the tan line around where a watch used to be and went for the whistle and instead got the mace, it may have excessive, and pre mature but I didn't get fisted and the whistle is still brand new.

a reply to: Brotherman

Another reason to avoid women with 'Man Hands'.
On the other hand...You might end up with a very expensive new watch.

a reply to: geezlouise

hell yes!!!

originally posted by: tadaman
a reply to: geezlouise

hell yes!!!

So is it dumb to meet online people that you barely know?
You should join us in NYC in November, I think you're close enough?

I wonder which question you were answering.

It's all fun and games, and funny little jokes, until the lights go out and you find yourself surrounded by a bunch of naked women with freshly severed and gutted goat heads for, well, heads.

Then it's even more fun, for me at least, your mileage may vary.

a reply to: chelsdh

I WILL GO LOOKING FOR BIGFOOT OMG. And I'll take you and protect you with my flashy crystal studded pepper spray.

Actually my next art project involves a self portrait of myself where I'm going to show off all my natural body hair. lol. I haven't shaved ANYTHING in weeks, I'm all natural baby. Even my eyebrows, they're starting to form a unibrow, LOL. And I promise I am going to show ALL MY HAIR (that means getting almost naked like TMI status). And troll FB with photo's of it. Hopefully. Cause I'm crazy like dat.

So really, if you come meet me in NYC you'll get to meet this Bigfoot in person.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sure it does...UNTIL you run out of exotic dancers.

In case you haven't noticed, there seems to be a systemic issue of fathers keeping their kids off the pole.

I think I'm safe for the foreseeable future.

originally posted by: geezlouise
I WILL GO LOOKING FOR BIGFOOT OMG. And I'll take you and protect you with my flashy crystal studded pepper spray.

She isn't joking about the Swarovski crystal pepper spray, it's real, trust me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
I WILL GO LOOKING FOR BIGFOOT OMG. And I'll take you and protect you with my flashy crystal studded pepper spray.

She isn't joking about the Swarovski crystal pepper spray, it's real, trust me.

Sounds pricey!...That, alone, could get someone mugged.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sounds pricey!...

That is kind of the unusual thought process I experienced, 'Hey, I'm getting pepper sprayed, boy does that burn, whoa! Is that a crystal cover on that thing? Wow. Gah, gah, ugh, gah.'

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sounds pricey!...

That is kind of the unusual thought process I experienced, 'Hey, I'm getting pepper sprayed, boy does that burn, whoa! Is that a crystal cover on that thing? Wow. Gah, gah, ugh, gah.'

We've all been there, brother.
Still, those shiny crystals and searing pain must've been a welcome distraction from the 'Bigfoot' unibrow.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
We've all been there, brother.
Still, those shiny crystals and searing pain must've been a welcome distraction from the 'Bigfoot' unibrow.

Yeah, I was stroking it and calling it 'George' and next thing you know she was Tabasco-saucing my baby blues like a couple of sunny side up eggs.