posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 05:08 PM
I was really nervous.
He told me to bring a few rolls of duck tape, some ziplock baggies, and of course the flushable bathroom cotton toilet wipes.
We met in a large wooded park early in the morning... none of it sounded safe, tbh. But because of the deep mind control program that I'm not
supposed to be aware of that I am a direct participant in, I just do as I'm told no questions asked.
When I arrived with all the items in hand, no time was wasted. I was given a robe to throw on right away and then informed that we were to perform a
ritual called "Seeking Cthulhu" in which I had to dig a hole in order to reach the deep underground waters called the Abzu, or Abyss, where Enki is
Here is a HP Lovecraft sketch of Cthulhu himself, just because.
After I had begun to dig myself into a hole (quite literally, at that)... the items I had brought suddenly began to make more sense.
OMG JK YOU JERKS.
& I look like poop but he's just as delicious in person (if not more delicious), ladies and gent.
edit on 25-8-2016 by geezlouise because: (no reason given)