Jump On The Bed!!

You know, as kids we all wanted to jump on the bed. Who didn't?

As adults the concept of jumping on the bed evokes the notion of damaging the bed, right?

You know what? I'm going to go jump on the bed, dammit!

We only get so may years here (in life). I honestly wouldn't really feel a lot of joy going and jumping on the bed, but it sure is fun to see how many little ones DO! Maybe there's something to it!

Why are we so old and moldy that we can't just throw off our chains and just go...jump on the bed one time???

I wonder why????

edit.......off to go jump on the bed!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Cause we're likely to fall and break a hip. Plus, as adults, we have to pay for the broken bed. Takes all the fun out of it.




If we don't hear back from you soon, I'll assume you broke a hip.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

OMG that was the best I have ever had!

Now get out my husband will be home soon!

Flyingclaydisk

Just be careful... I heard if you jump too high and touch the ceiling you'll turn inside out!



Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell of and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor
said...

...yeah, I'm gonna have to inform child protective services.

originally posted by: Kentuckymama
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Cause we're likely to fall and break a hip. Plus, as adults, we have to pay for the broken bed. Takes all the fun out of it.

Yup. If you're a kid, you don't have to pay if it breaks. And since my neighbors would pretty much frown if I came over and jumped on their bed.....

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

OMG that was the best I have ever had!

Now get out my husband will be home soon!

Thats the second time tonight you've made me LOL

a reply to: VoidHawk

Oh dear. LOL

Still haven't heard back from him? Hope he was wearing his medic alert pendant.

a reply to: Kentuckymama

Hello friend. Charlotte is a good girl, potty trained. Now I will teach her how to jump on the bed.

a reply to: Quantum12

For the love of ALL that is good!!! Why do you hate me so much that you feel the overwhelming need to torture me like this? I just recently got that image out of my head. Back to therapy for me now

a reply to: Kentuckymama

LOL you know I love you!

I'm still going to jump on the bed!

I'm going to get in a hose fight with my wife tomorrow, just because! (I don't care if there's snow, and she doesn't either)

I'm going to tease my dogs with treats and then throw a Frisbee for them

You know what? I'm going to put on a suit coat and walk into a gas station,

If you don't have "fun" .... you die.

a reply to: Quantum12

I like love being shown to me in the form of someone doing my laundry, dishes and housecleaning. Feel free to come on over and get started.


And seriously, did he fall off and injure himself? You can't just announce you're gonna go jump on the bed and not report back!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Hey bro... Can I jump on your bed?

*and then barrow your tooth brush? Thanks

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I may be dead already then. I haven't had fun since before my kids were born.

a reply to: Kentuckymama
Ok I will come and clean your house and do dishes. Your in Berea Ky? Then I can jump on your bed?
I will put Charolett away. She is a good girl! Lol

a reply to: Quantum12


Yes, put that evil spider away.
Not Berea, about 3.5 hours west of it. Had to look it up, didn't know where it was.

a reply to: Kentuckymama
Ok on my way to clean your house.

Hey where is the bed?

a reply to: Quantum12

I keep it covered like that to prevent anyone from jumping on it.

a reply to: Kentuckymama

LOL