hi di hi

hi,
would love to tell you all about myself but it is against the rules and i might have to terminate someone

a reply to: daz3d

Is that you Namaste?

a reply to: daz3d

Wow!

I wonder what are "The Rules" which are so ungracefully preventing you from telling us about yourself!

I guess I'll have to guess stuff about you then.

Lemme see. I am guessing that

-you are human
-male, long brown hair, blue eyes
-you like chocolate cake but not blackberries
-you live on Earth, in uk
-you DESPISE punctuation marks.

Am I close??

a reply to: Granite

lol how would you be me

a reply to: daz3d

i might have to terminate someone

Hi, I'm guessing you're either a robot from the future, or a doctor for Planned Parenthood!

Damn that was poor taste for an intro thread ...

Honestly the rest of them are more classy than me. Oh well, my posts are hit-or-miss anyways. Win some lose some!

(Awkward)

Welcome

a reply to: swanne

-you are human
that would depend on your definition of human

-male, long brown hair, blue eyes
close

-you like chocolate cake but not blackberries
gettin colder

-you live on Earth, in uk
i can say for sure i dont live on earth

-you DESPISE punctuation marks.
i despise rules

a reply to: daz3d

"-you like chocolate cake but not blackberries gettin colder "... That's just gross!

a reply to: BelowLowAnnouncement

well my posts probably wont be classier than yours so i guess most of mine will be misses

nice to meet you unclassy one

a reply to: swanne

i'm not renowned for my good taste lol

a reply to: daz3d

i'm not renowned for my good taste

Hm. Ooh, ooh I know! You're Sherlock Holmes!

so is there any other personal information ATS require of me to divulge to be considered a viable working member of a dodgey internet forum

a reply to: daz3d

Yes. You must provide one crucial personal information before being considered a viable ATSer:

Do you have an open mind?

a reply to: daz3d

-you are human
that would depend on your definition of human

-male, long brown hair, blue eyes
close

-you like chocolate cake but not blackberries
gettin colder

-you live on Earth, in uk
i can say for sure i dont live on earth

-you DESPISE punctuation marks.
i despise rules

So, you're saying you're not human and don't live in Earth? You don't seriously expect any of us to believe that, right? Not without some pretty good evidence anyway. Which I'm guessing you can't produce.

a reply to: daz3d

so is there any other personal information ATS require of me to divulge to be considered a viable working member of a dodgey internet forum

I resemble that remark !! We're not dodgey (I don't really know what that means) but we are weird. Yup, weird, and quite possibly dodgey.

a reply to: swanne

you are asking me if i can forgive a criminal before he/she commit's a crime. Not sure I am willing to tell a lie at this point in time. lots of people have opinions and i don't mind that but if they act on those opinions and their opinions are not in the greater good of the people then I will most certainly have a problem and if that means bye bye ATS so be it.

a reply to: daz3d

Do you have an open mind?

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: daz3d

-you are human
that would depend on your definition of human

-male, long brown hair, blue eyes
close

-you like chocolate cake but not blackberries
gettin colder

-you live on Earth, in uk
i can say for sure i dont live on earth

-you DESPISE punctuation marks.
i despise rules

So, you're saying you're not human and don't live in Earth? You don't seriously expect any of us to believe that, right? Not without some pretty good evidence anyway. Which I'm guessing you can't produce.

I am just a man.
I live in the confines of this prison of flesh and blood.
I didn't come here to make folk believe anything.
and as for evidence its on the moon.

originally posted by: swanne
a reply to: daz3d

Do you have an open mind?

ill give you that one. i believe i do

originally posted by: donktheclown
a reply to: daz3d

so is there any other personal information ATS require of me to divulge to be considered a viable working member of a dodgey internet forum

I resemble that remark !! We're not dodgey (I don't really know what that means) but we are weird. Yup, weird, and quite possibly dodgey.

I will assume you mean you resent that remark. lol

a reply to: daz3d

Well, welcome on the board, and prove you do!