Sarah Palin: ‘Native Americans Should Go Back to Nativia’

"I think we should go to some of these groups and just ask politely - would you mind going home? Would you mind giving us our country back?"

That's funny, Sarah. Indigenous Americans been asking that for generations now.

"Sarah you know I love you," Doocey interjected, "And I think that's a great idea with regards to Mexicans. But where are the Native Americans supposed to go? They don't really have a place to go back to do they?" "Well I think they should go back to Nativia or wherever they came from," Palin replied -- as the show's co-hosts sat in stunned silence.

Um..yeah. What planet is this woman from? Is she really this ignorant? Has she not studied history?

"The liberal media treats Native Americans like they're gods. As if they just have some sort of automatic right to be in this country. But I say if they can't learn to get off those horses and start speaking American - then they should be sent home too."

Holy # and pass the bacon. First off, Native people are mostly ignored by the media, being such a small percentage of the population and all. Second, why wouldn't Natives automatically have the right to be in this country?

Please, please, tell me that this isn't true. Tell me that somebody can't really be that stupid. Is this site like the Onion? Please let it be so.
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ETA: Mods, as far as I know, this is real. If it's not, I'm sorry. I know you hate being told to do your job and all but if this isn't a real thing, please move it to where ever it belongs. I put it here because she's in politics and if it's true, it's quite mad.

Heard a joke once upon a time from a Navaho (?) comedian
Walked into a bar the other night. Overheard some cowboys talking. One looked over at me and said "dang Indians , i wish they would go back to where they came from: . I did . I put up my tent and camped out in his back yard....I love it
Peace.....

That's absolutely not real.

But I did laugh.

a reply to: Gothmog
That's a funny one. I think I heard it before but not sure. I'm tempted to say it was Charley Hill but I don't recall what nation he was from.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Edit : I didnt see the link

a reply to: Kapusta
I provided a link at the very bottom of the thread. It says "LINK".
ETA: I see you found it. Man, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs
Damn, I hope it's not real. I got one hell of a good laugh too. Nobody is that dumb, right?

a reply to: Skid Mark

Is that an SNL skit or is this a joke site?


Is this for real? If it is we really dodged a bullet that election.

a reply to: Skid Mark

No, not even her.





Edit: here's another article of theirs.
dailycurrant.com...
It's a satirical site.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Kapusta
I provided a link at the very bottom of the thread. It says "LINK".
ETA: I see you found it. Man, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Yeah I must have missed it is a joke .

If she spouted off about something like that it would have been all over the INTERNET and MSM .

The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.

dailycurrant.com...

a reply to: Grimpachi
I have absolutely no idea. If it is, I hope she's not running.

much as i have been amused with her stunning ignorance
in this case sorry video or it didn't happen!

I find it difficult to believe that even she is THAT stupid.

a reply to: Skid Mark

The comments says it is satire.

Because she likes to shoot from the hip I wasn't sure.

a reply to: Grimpachi
Okay, I didn't see the comments. Thanks.

Okay, Mods. It looks like the joke was on me. It's satire. Dang it all lol. Could you put this in the joke section, if it fits there, please?

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Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.


Q. Are your news stories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional.

And just when "people" were hoping this was true

Now if the story was about Hillary or Obama ...... Hmmm.

The real joke ?

IS that people think that was real.

The Daily Currant is an American satirical news blog that focuses on politics, technology, and entertainment

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People believe what they want to believe.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
ETA: Mods, as far as I know, this is real. If it's not, I'm sorry. I know you hate being told to do your job and all but if this isn't a real thing, please move it to where ever it belongs. I put it here because she's in politics and if it's true, it's quite mad.

Q. Are your news stories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

Now I dislike Palin as much as the next sane person, but how could anyone think this was real?