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Scientist reveals best way to cut a bagel

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posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 04:08 AM
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We're saved...we can finally enjoy bagels the proper way.



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posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 04:20 AM
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a reply to: Choice777

They should focus on on far more important matters than this!



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 04:22 AM
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a reply to: Choice777

Someone has way too much friggin time on their hands.
I seriously hope this broad wasn't paid to figure this out, there are far more important things to be solved than this.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 04:31 AM
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Wouldn't it be easier to just make a bagel without the hole in the middle.....Sorry I just don't see the point of bagels.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 04:46 AM
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NOOOO you fools... that's how the devil want you to do it



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 04:53 AM
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a reply to: Choice777

ignore this blatant " big cheese " disinfo - its just a trick to make you eat more cheese

the best way to cut a bagel is with a knife - this post was brought to you by " big cutulry "



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 05:22 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

The International Commission for Sporks would like to have a word regarding your pro-knife sentiments.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 05:29 AM
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If I test this and they are wrong I am going to be so upset by all of this.
Second line only because I see other people doing it to.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 05:43 AM
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a reply to: Whereismypassword

Scientists aren't aloud to have fun!!



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 05:44 AM
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a reply to: ShadowLink

No one was paid anything. Read the article.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 06:19 AM
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Are they selling a toaster to fit the whole bagel?

Never cut anything with the blades edge facing towards you.

Fail…



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 06:22 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

I like cheeeese.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 06:30 AM
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a reply to: GetHyped

Yes they are allowed to have fun but if they find this amusing there is something wrong with them!



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 06:38 AM
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a reply to: Choice777

Interesting, but I can assure you, not the best way nor the safest.

For one, uneven surfaces means, more bagel to topping ratio in some spots, two, how are you supposed to toast it if you like your bagels toasty?
And three, it's unsafe to be slicing bread in your hand, it's unpredictable.

I prefer the ol' slice down the middle and toasting it.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 06:40 AM
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Give me a current tea cake anyday of the week instead of a bagel.
Hard rubbish American bread it is.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: Choice777

Do you mean to tell me that using a chainsaw is doing it wrong? I suppose a sword would be, too.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 07:38 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Lol hard enough to warrant using one.
My work got a load and I ended up feeding them to the ducks even they turned there nose at them.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 07:41 AM
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And how many grants did she get to uncover this important piece of information? How long until the government mandates all bagels are cut this way ... for our safety, of course, or just because a consensus of scientists say that maximal bagel enjoyment can be derived?

Our son is fixated on Gulliver's Travels at the moment, and something about this reminds me of the reasons for war between Lilluput and Blefuscu.



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Well, this escalated in to absurdity rather quickly. Some scientist does a blog or video on the side and we wonder where the money came from, and when the government will force us to cut bagels like this?



posted on Aug, 10 2015 @ 07:50 AM
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a reply to: introvert

Yep. If it's actually a scientific study, it needs to be funded. The money comes from somewhere.



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