Every glass of water you drink is almost 100% dinosaur wee

This is funny. According to the source there is no body of drinkable water that is not "contaminated" by dinosaur's pee. Which in turn we drink it. Sometimes is better not to know things. lol

Every time you drink down a glass of water in big, thirsty gulps, remember this.

Almost every single molecule in that glass has been pissed out by a dinosaur, according to science YouTube channel Curious Minds.

Frankly, you might as well be drinking it straight out of their scaly penises.

Curious Minds says, ‘Dinosaurs had a long time to drink water. The Mesozoic era – the reign of the dinosaurs – lasted for 186 million years.

‘That gave them time to drink a lot of water.

Read more: metro.co.uk...

Never thought I'd see the DACWAAD crew here. Welcome..

And when the CAD crew respond, I hope it's Kristen She is pretty!!

Now I'll go back to my fossile fuel powered telly.


On a tangent, enjoy

a reply to: Telos

Every glass of water you drink is almost 100% dinosaur wee

This, of course, is true if you ignore little processes called distillation, inverse osmosis and filtering.

Frankly, you might as well be drinking it straight out of their scaly penises.

Actually dinosaurs had cloacae, just like modern birds and reptiles. Their "urine" would be expelled trough a vent.

Just sayin...

And whale pee, fish pee, dolphin pee, HUMAN pee. I'm more worried about added chemicals than 65 million year old dino pee.

a reply to: Telos

That's like saying "oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs and plastic is made from oil therefore plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs"

I think they must be taking the piss.

[quietly slips out the back door and leaves the thread]

Hmm...

So that's what that funny taste is.

originally posted by: Telos
This is funny. According to the source there is no body of drinkable water that is not "contaminated" by dinosaur's pee. Which in turn we drink it. Sometimes is better not to know things. lol

If you're an astronaut on the ISS, you can't not know you're drinking your own processed/recycled pee:

ISS Crew Gets Go Ahead to Drink Recycled Urine

NASA has given the crew of astronauts aboard the International Space Station the go ahead to drink their own pee.

Fortunately the Earth's water purification process works pretty well if you don't overwhelm it like humans have a tendency to do sometimes.

I may be dating myself, but the first thing that came to mind for me was the "spiked" punch scene from the 1980 movie Hollywood Nights.

The teachers/chaperones thought the kids spiked the punch with alcohol, but the kids actually peed in it.

"It does have a little wang in it..."

a reply to: Soylent Green Is People

I was just thinking the same thing. The punch has a little wang to it!!!

search.yahoo.com... wish I could find the clip from the movie "Dodgeball", where Rip Torn says "I don't have to drink my urine-but I do!" Found it .. here ya go. sorry bad posting

When I search for answer to the question: 'Do Reptiles pee?', the answers that I come up with is that reptiles do not pee, and neither do birds.

So maybe we are drinking water when we drink water?

I wonder who gave them permission to use the 100% line?

Also everything what we eat is contaminated by dinosaur poo... Elements on earth are quite constant ( recycled )

originally posted by: dollukka
Also everything what we eat is contaminated by dinosaur poo... Elements on earth are quite constant ( recycled )

This I can believe, as dinosaurs have been proven to poop.

Fossilized Dino Poo:


link

I think you just named a new
energy drink craze.

im sure any dinosaur poo would of been uptaken by plants long ago in nutrient form,so there is no contamination by dinosaur
poo in what we eat in this day and age.

a reply to: Telos

So we are made of star dust and drink dinosaur urine, this universe sure does have a sense of humor.

Where is the proof and the calculations this is true?
Or is it just an opinion? Of course it could be possible but I have my doubts..

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: Telos

So we are made of star dust and drink dinosaur urine, this universe sure does have a sense of humor.

I have always marveled at the idea that the atoms in our bodies were once inside of stars (at least the atoms heavier than hydrogen and maybe helium).

I can't help but be reminded of a perverse dinosaur Communion connection.

Eat of my poo and drink of my pee.