Pat Robertson: Hollywood is going to force us to watch homosexuals until Jesus comes back

If I was a petty person I might complain that I can't watch a damn football game without some dude doing a religious thing. I'm not that petty though.

a reply to: OptimusSubprime

He doesn't speak for me either. He's a media huckster helping to further an agenda. Given the outrage, it's working.

originally posted by: Hoosierdaddy71
He does have a point.
Every show seems to have a political agenda.
Everybody is sleeping around.
Snoop dog makes guest appearances on kids shows.
Caty Perrys music is on the school bus.
I guess somebody needs to tell him about the hallmark channel.

The hallmark channel is going to hell!
I avoid the "hell mark" channel at all costs!

I just can't watch their geriatric fantasy land "1950s is today" programs without undressing all of the octogenarians in my mind.

It's just wrong.

a reply to: FinalCountdown

Yeah I can't sit through an entire episode of The Waltons without picturing Grandma and Cora Beth Godsey skinny dipping

The one show I remember was 7th Heaven, that is one frightening family.

If nature makes sex, and god made nature, why would god go against his own creation?

I say WOO WOO FABULOUS!!!

a reply to: olaru12
Haha joke's on Pat Robertson, i actually like guy/guy and girl/girl action, and i'm sure Jesus would like the latter. Imagine that old fogey catching the son of god watching mud wrasslin' with the guys or maybe the many adult vids out there.

We need to be realistic here. Jesus is a guy and which guy would turn down watching two attractive women smooch each other for a while.

And i say this hypothetically because jury is still out on wheter Jesus existed or not.

a reply to: NavyDoc

Hell yeah Craig Christ!
Linea dos

a reply to: TheToastmanCometh

The image it conjured for me is that Jesus, Pat and the others are watching some gay porn when JC goes "err ok Guys, i just have to pop out and err, do something for a while, won't be long".

hmmm lol

a reply to: skalla

And he comes back covered in glitter and booty sweat...and maybe Judas Iscariot in hotpants and angel wings

a reply to: TheToastmanCometh

I'll never look at that painting of The Last Supper in the same way ever again.

originally posted by: olaru12

Then Christians should write the scrips they want and produce the movies they want to see. Technology has made everybody a filmmaker that wants to be. Please, just quit being such a crybaby!

They do and the movies flop.

See Kirk Cameron and the recent Nic Cage remake of one of Cameron's bible movies as examples.

Personally, having experienced the incredible spectacle of Neil Patrick Harris as Hedwig, I hope Jesus doesn't come back too soon.

a reply to: olaru12

Pat Robertson

I stopped watching Pat Robertson way back in 19...



Wait



I never watched Pat Robertson







Threes company, I watched Threes Company.





I don't know how I ever got that mixed up


nevermind.

I guess if Pat-man sees fault on the boob tube he hasn't read the bible, i guess what he wants is more kris-chen topics like seeing slaves being beaten and people screaming in hell.

I see pat now rubbing his hands together in a fit of anticipation christmas morning style for a kid, waiting for some movie about wholesome punishments meted out to non-christians.

Then after that, watch some wholesome OT god sanctioned death, destruction and genocide.

Yes, the wrong sexual orientation is EVIL!
Those blasphemers! Such mind filth!

Pat Robertson is just a gay person trapped in a straight persons body.

a reply to: HUMBLEONE
No doubt, seems the most homophobic amongst us have gay thoughts on the mind most often and they hate that so much, the thought of questioning ones sexuality, and to be exposed to more....It's that last hair on the camels back.

Can't fight the gay thoughts, so I will fight you!


Homophobes are so gay it's obvious, I don't have an issue with gay people, I have an issue with those who hate.
Same example, the stumbling drunk decrying weed.

To reiterate, the louder the homophobe, the bigger the internal struggle, those people could actually seek salvation in atheism.
If you are gay, be gay, and let other people be gay.
Stop trying to be SO MANLY for god.

PS, isn't loving jesus sorta gay?

a reply to: Toadmund

I mean they always call homosexuality a sin. By definition a sin is a natural human urge which must be resisted. Thus all humans have gay tendencies. Thanks for proving the spectrum of sexuality Christianity. Keep up the good work.

Why doea anyone care what this shriveled turd thinks? Hes rhe polite mans fred phelps.

Lol..."polite"

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

Because anything making religion look bad is a hot topic. The religion isn't the problem, the ones in control/puppets are.