If you came face to face with God .. what would you say to Him?

GOD would never be in Philadelphia,

Everybody knows he hangs out in Green Bay, WI.


If there is a GOD I am sure he is a Cheese Head.....

"I want a refund." Time, energy and pain. You suck.

a reply to: jacygirl

Spill coffee on God and ask for an autograph.. then scurry away

originally posted by: jacygirl
I would waste my entire 30 seconds being overly polite, and end up by thanking him for me being born in Canada.

I can hear you now .... 'Hey God, thanks for having me be born in Canada, eh? Want to come to the Leafs game with me? I'll buy you a Tim Hortons Coffee and we can talk about the Hosers, eh?'

a reply to: FlyersFan

I would have to ask why 3/4 of the population of the world has the IQ of a toaster oven...

And the reasoning behind it

originally posted by: FlyersFan

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I might even try for both if I was feeling especially full of myself that day.

Do the 'passive-aggressive' thing, eh?

Hey God .. what were you thinking? This place is a mess and you aren't doing anything about it! But hey, you mean well and I understand, you have a hard job. Take me with you and I can help you manage it all!'

There ya' go ....

That's how I get most of my jobs

originally posted by: FlyersFan
Leafs

Some things are just beyond God's power, I'm afraid.

Go Kings Go!

originally posted by: mwood
GOD would never be in Philadelphia,

God is a Flyers fan. That explains why we haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1975. Those who He loves the most ... suffer the most. (Thats what the Catholics say anyways)

Why didn't you provide better evidence for your existence?

originally posted by: FlyersFan

originally posted by: mwood
GOD would never be in Philadelphia,

God is a Flyers fan. That explains why we haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1975. Those who He loves the most ... suffer the most. (Thats what the Catholics say anyways)

That's a very disturbing way to regard any relationship.

originally posted by: AfterInfinity
That's a very disturbing way to regard any relationship.

well .. like I said it's Catholic ... so .... Yes, disturbing.

originally posted by: yorkshirelad
Meaningless question since God does not exist. The only people who can answer this question are those deluded enough to believe an entity such as a "god" can exist.

Do you have proof God doesn't exist? Please disclose your evidence.

originally posted by: AfterInfinity

originally posted by: FlyersFan

originally posted by: mwood
GOD would never be in Philadelphia,

God is a Flyers fan. That explains why we haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1975. Those who He loves the most ... suffer the most. (Thats what the Catholics say anyways)

That's a very disturbing way to regard any relationship.

Some people stay in abusive relationships while the good ones end up alone. It's called learned co-dependency.

originally posted by: yorkshirelad
Meaningless question since God does not exist. The only people who can answer this question are those deluded enough to believe an entity such as a "god" can exist.

Dude ... lighten up and have fun with it. IF there is a God and you were to meet Him on a street corner, what would you say. Just go with it and have some fun ....

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: AfterInfinity

originally posted by: FlyersFan

originally posted by: mwood
GOD would never be in Philadelphia,

God is a Flyers fan. That explains why we haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1975. Those who He loves the most ... suffer the most. (Thats what the Catholics say anyways)

That's a very disturbing way to regard any relationship.

Some people stay in abusive relationships while the good ones end up alone. It's called learned co-dependency.

It's disturbing because often, the victim feels that that is all he or she deserves. Which is often how I hear others speak of their relationship with the divine.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: jacygirl

Spill coffee on God and ask for an autograph..

then scurry away

He knows me, and therefore knows what a clutz I can be.
Wouldn't come near me and coffee...not in all those white robes!

I would have to stalk to get an autograph...sheez, they'll end up arresting me, and my only response will be "OMG" on repeat.

Are you trying to get me in trouble?
jacy

You all seem to have some negative things to say!

I'm sure that's what 'god' hears the most from freshly departed souls.

Sure he could have made a utopia where we all lived happily and never had any strife but what would be the point of that? At least in this physical world.

originally posted by: corvuscorrax
You all seem to have some negative things to say!

I'm sure that's what 'god' hears the most from freshly departed souls.

Sure he could have made a utopia where we all lived happily and never had any strife but what would be the point of that? At least in this physical world.

I was much less negative in my response than I could have been. And in creating a utopia from the very beginning, God would have skipped the part where he sends billions of his beloved children to the lake of fire, never to return.

originally posted by: FlyersFan

originally posted by: jacygirl
I would waste my entire 30 seconds being overly polite, and end up by thanking him for me being born in Canada.

I can hear you now .... 'Hey God, thanks for having me be born in Canada, eh? Want to come to the Leafs game with me? I'll buy you a Tim Hortons Coffee and we can talk about the Hosers, eh?'

Darn! Why didn't I think of that?
Who doesn't love the Leafs? and Timmy's coffee!

Hey...wait a minute...we ARE the Hosers....eh?

You're mocking me, aren't you? I shall BAN you....you know where!

jacy

I'd ask why so many of his employee's have been caught abusing children, and why he's done sweet fa about it!

One possible response is, "Naw, the gays have suffered enough for a while."

What would I do? Well, ask an ATSer what he would do if he saw a zombie coming at him from 10 yards away when the ATSer had a small revolver in an ankle holster. The responses would be all brave and heroic with a bit of dash. Of course, we all know what they'd really do. It would involve screaming like a girl, running with arms flapping in the air, and pants getting increasingly soiled.

Me? I'd fall on my knees, alternate between "I love you," and "I'm sorry." I'd try to touch Him and look into His face.