ATS does not want it's users to be reminded of Win---dows. If they see the word, they will be reminded that they exist and look out them. If they
look out them, they might venture outside. If that happens, ATS will lose money from it's advertisers.
Yeah maybe a conspiracy. Perhaps Microsoft stopped making under the table payments to ATS and therefore ATS is now interfering with the promotion of
Microsoft products in retaliation.
Illogical you say? Maybe, but when has logic been a requirement for a conspiracy theory?
Would that great person without a bellybutton please give me strength to continue reading these post with collapsing into uncontrollable mirth? My
sides are aching, my eye are full of teardrops, my lower jaw is hanging off, HELP