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#polarvortexpickuplines ?????

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HardCorps

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 12:10 PM
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I guess when your totally stuck at home and got nothing better to do?

here's a link to the site

The ones I liked are

play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.


No??? then how about this one

dyinggg... RT @mprmagill You can expect more than a couple inches tonight


At least some of them are more realistic,

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse



Maybe we here at ATS can make up our own Polar Vortex pickup lines?


olaru12

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 12:49 PM
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My old stand by....

"My friend said you smell like a goat"


GENERAL EYES

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 03:43 PM
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Too bad they haven't one for snarky ladies blow off lines.

"Hey dude, you're like that book I read last summer. Completely out of print."



(*note: I'm not a misandrist, I'm just a tomboy with an attitude. All in good fun.)


mikeone718

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 03:59 PM
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Great one to add,

How much does a polar bear weigh?

- enough to break the ice




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