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#polarvortexpickuplines ?????

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posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 12:10 PM
I guess when your totally stuck at home and got nothing better to do?

here's a link to the site

The ones I liked are

play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

No??? then how about this one

dyinggg... RT @mprmagill You can expect more than a couple inches tonight

At least some of them are more realistic,

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse

Maybe we here at ATS can make up our own Polar Vortex pickup lines?

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 12:49 PM
reply to post by HardCorps

My old stand by....

"My friend said you smell like a goat"

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 03:43 PM
reply to post by HardCorps

Too bad they haven't one for snarky ladies blow off lines.

"Hey dude, you're like that book I read last summer. Completely out of print."

(*note: I'm not a misandrist, I'm just a tomboy with an attitude. All in good fun.)

posted on Jan, 27 2014 @ 03:59 PM
Great one to add,

How much does a polar bear weigh?

- enough to break the ice


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