NASA Finds Message From God on Mars

NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."

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Thought this was pretty funny. Site also has some other funny stories on it. My friend sent me one bout a woman killing 3 people over an xbox at walmart and then I read there about section of the site to find that it says:

Q. Are your news stories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

Still a good laugh though xD

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Someone posted this on Facebook, he was convinced it was real. All hope is lost for humanity.

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XD you shoulda told him to look at at the about section

Pix, or it didn't happen.

Oh, wait, it didn't happen...

Lazarus Short
Pix, or it didn't happen.

Oh, wait, it didn't happen...

Huh you have pictures? Where?

Wanna, see 'em! Come on man dish them up.

so.... god was an alien afterall....
wat an deception :-(

winofiend

Lazarus Short
Pix, or it didn't happen.

Oh, wait, it didn't happen...

Huh you have pictures? Where?

Wanna, see 'em! Come on man dish them up.

Yeah, I've got pictures, some in boxes, some on my hard drive, some on SD cards. I'm not dishing up any - not happening.