Comets are actually long range artillery shells from ALIENS.

No evidence whatsoever to back this up. Consider it youtube science, blog science, religious dogma even. It doesn't matter, because it must be true.

Using crank logic, we can surmise that comets suddenly passing by us for no valid rhyme or reason, cannot be a natural coincidence.

Therefore, by using Occams Gillette Razor, we can (without reservation) come to the conclusion that our planet is of great interest to some alien civilization whom does not wish a direct conflict. Meaning that Comets are being hurled at us from light years beyond, until one of these collides with Earth.

Stay tuned on Youtube et al, to see this theory come to life. It's only matter of time before mentally deficient scientists figure it out.

Well...they missed.

Isittruee
Well...they missed.

edit on 28-11-2013 by Isittruee because: (no reason given)

But for how long friend? But for how long…

Im convinced, nice work Boncho (insert thumbs up smiley)

I think we can also deduce using Hollywood logic that we are the good guys in this battle, bad guys can never shoot straight and always miss.

GO TEAM EARTH!!!!!!!

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No no. That was them Galactic of Light alien organization thing that deflected it away and NASA covered it up.

I feel like I should argue, but I don't know enough about comets to do that.

Lol, but if it sounds good let's leave it at that. S&F for creative thinking.

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you would think that if they had the tech to shot at us from light years away, they would spend some time to upradge the targeting system(just a thought

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They hit us once, ask the dinosaurs... Oh wait...

-SAP-

IkNOwSTuff
Im convinced, nice work Boncho (insert thumbs up smiley)

I think we can also deduce using Hollywood logic that we are the good guys in this battle, bad guys can never shoot straight and always miss.

GO TEAM EARTH!!!!!!!

Ingenious deduction. Go team Crimson Typhoon! (Even though you got your asses handed to you in fist fight, then torn to bits by your first Kaiju)

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Youtube science?
Occams gillette razor?
it must be true. im convinced.

SecretKnowledge
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Youtube science?
Occams gillette razor?
it must be true. im convinced.

Occam's Gillette Razor of course referring to the old school scientific term but adding the modern twist to it. Similar to General Electric's Relativity, or Quantum Leap Dynamics.

SloAnPainful
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They hit us once, ask the dinosaurs... Oh wait...

-SAP-

Nice try at obfuscation! It's rather obvious what hit the dinosaurs was meant to terraform the planet, but, because of contamination, we sprouted out of the primordial goo the asteroid left.

Which actually confirms the original theory. Since, we are technically the long distant relatives of the rock slinging aliens, they don't wish for an all out invasion.

Good god man, get your facts straight.

Lay off the Starship Troopers boncho!

~Namaste

I am trying to imagine a meeting taking place among aliens.

Alien 1: Um, hi guys, thanks for showing up today. We have a small agenda, just one topic really. The destruction of planet Earth. Comments?

Alien 2: Why are we destroying the planet?

Alien 1: They invented something called "Obamacare". It'd infect and destroy our Federation if it got out.

Alien 2: Oh. 'Kay. Laser weapons then?

Alien 3: Too costly. How advanced are they?

Alien 1: They still watch the "Kardashians" and "Dancing With The Stars".

Alien 3: Then lob some rocks with the zombie apocalypse virus. We have time.

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PETA Alien: "Do we have a non invasive zombie apocalypse virus? You know, like more humane. Where they just die off without eating each others brains?"

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This is absolutely true, we must awaken the masses.

The reason most comets and meteor shells are missing us is because "Space is really, really big." I heard that on SGU so it must be true as well. It looks big to me anyway so that proves it.

Excellent deductions!

boncho
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PETA Alien: "Do we have a non invasive zombie apocalypse virus? You know, like more humane. Where they just die off without eating each others brains?"

Alien 1: Okay. A non-invasive zombie virus. We'll call it, "Twitter".

beezzer
I am trying to imagine a meeting taking place among aliens.

Alien 1: Um, hi guys, thanks for showing up today. We have a small agenda, just one topic really. The destruction of planet Earth. Comments?

Alien 2: Why are we destroying the planet?

Alien 1: They invented something called "Obamacare". It'd infect and destroy our Federation if it got out.

Alien 2: Oh. 'Kay. Laser weapons then?

Alien 3: Too costly. How advanced are they?

Alien 1: They still watch the "Kardashians" and "Dancing With The Stars".

Alien 3: Then lob some rocks with the zombie apocalypse virus. We have time.

Alien 5: Ah, should we tell everyone it was George Bushes fault?

Bassago
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This is absolutely true, we must awaken the masses.

The reason most comets and meteor shells are missing us is because "Space is really, really big." I heard that on SGU so it must be true as well. It looks big to me anyway so that proves it.

Excellent deductions!

“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long walk down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.”

Douglas Adams – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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(shhhh! George Bush IS alien #1)