I will do my best.

*Timidly places his fingers over the keyboard before typing*... imagine an organ player!

Where do i start?

Nuts... i have given away that i am already of the male gender by saying "his"... that is one secret out of the way...

Hello people, i would like to introduce myself and hopefully after my introduction you will all accept me as a 1/4 full fledged member of ATS?

Not far from 1/2 a century old... father with a couple of siblings, happily in matrimonial company with a specialised military career background, coupled with a university degree in biological sciences bla bla bla.. I could go on forever and ever and ever but quite boring actually!

Actually working from home at the moment i am constantly logged on to this site looking and learning everyday... even at my ripe old age of "Nearly 50!"

I have hogged this site ever since the day it was born (and NO i will not provide links or pics to prove it so just go forth and multiply if this is your first response!)... and loved every single second of it too!

My main interests : Paranormal activities, REAL conspirations (not rocks on the gym floor, I was shagged by Elvis and then abducted by Shergar the horse to live on the moon etc etc...), general chit chat and certainly not US politics as being a EU member and pretty well informed in general, i think i will filter that type of madness out of my main topics of interest if you please!?

I decided to take the great step into oblivion today hoping that i will not be flamed too much and that the Troll community out there will not to be too harsh on me for my first ever thread.

If anyone can come up with a cute but sad looking avatar that i can add to my profile it would be much appreciated.

Pssssssst... similar to Beezers avatar

There you go... enough said about myself.

Nibs

reply to post by Nibbles


Geez man... what took ya so long...

Welcome to the forum... but you're still a rookie until you get 20 posts, then you're a real member and you can start your own threads

Have fun out there, don't be shy... Let your light shine brother

Welcome!

Head over to

www.abovetopsecret.com...

for advice on Avatars, there are quite a few just sitting around for you to play with or ask for something special. Very talented bunch.

Have fun!

P

reply to post by Nibbles


Welcome to the NUTHOUSE Nibs and enjoy

Here is your very first tin hat :



Kindest respects

Rodinus

Akragon
reply to post by Nibbles

 

Geez man... what took ya so long...

Welcome to the forum... but you're still a rookie until you get 20 posts, then you're a real member and you can start your own threads

Have fun out there, don't be shy... Let your light shine brother

edit on 25-10-2013 by Akragon because: (no reason given)

Thanks Akragon.

Took me a while as there were too many Trolls and time wasters out there during this last years summer period so i decided to wait.

Thanks for the welcome

Nibs

reply to post by pheonix358


Thank you Phoenix... my first ever Emoticon on ATS goes to you
Terms and Conditions i am very well familiar with but thank you very much for your suggestions for which i will keep in mind.

Nibs

reply to post by Nibbles


Well... You should have signed up a long time ago... We have a solution for trolls

reply to post by Akragon


Can a cricket bat do the job too?

Nibs

Ps. guess i now have to learn how to add pics now that i have learned to add Emoticons

Nibbles
reply to post by Akragon

 

Can a cricket bat do the job too?

Nibs

Ps. guess i now have to learn how to add pics now that i have learned to add Emoticons

edit on 25-10-2013 by Nibbles because: I have just learned to edit

go here..

imageshack.us...

make an account... upload your pic... click my images... Copy and paste the link

Simple

Btw cricket bats only work on creatures with brains... ye gotta poison a troll

Welcome.....another Brit by any chance?
We're slowly taking over by stealth mwahahahahaha!
Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by Akragon


I only see cars?

Am i thick?

Nibs

reply to post by angelchemuel


Thank you Jane... or Angel... whatever... Thank you

Brit but living in France.

Nibs

reply to post by Nibbles


Welcome! If you're interested in an avatar, contact BigFatFurryTexan or contact me if you'd like, I may have a spare avi or two.

Enjoy the ride and please ask if you have any questions or if there is anything we can help you with.

reply to post by Nibbles


Join the club Nibbles, if you know how to U2U let me know where you live, sounds like drinky poo time?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by beezzer


Would love a sad sniffling rabbit like yours but without the flag... i have looked around using Google but cant find.

Nibs

Nibbles
reply to post by beezzer

 

Would love a sad sniffling rabbit like yours but without the flag... i have looked around using Google but cant find.

Nibs

Mine is usually sans flag, but am being a bit irritable at the moment with a certain North American country.



I have these avaliable if you want.

reply to post by Nibbles


Erm... not sure where Beez snaffled his/her last avvy from... but be careful because what Beez might share with you may very well end up as a very rare sickness... from what i have heard of course... but then again... just chinese whispers...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by beezzer



OOOhhh... Thank you... how can i make that into an actual avatar sized format?

That looks pretty cool Beezer... Watership Down if i am not wrong?

Nibs

Rodinus
reply to post by Nibbles

 

Erm... not sure where Beez snaffled his/her last avvy from... but be careful because what Beez might share with you may very well end up as a very rare sickness... from what i have heard of course... but then again... just chinese whispers...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I went to the clinic for that. The rash is nearly gone!

reply to post by beezzer


Tell that to my wife!!!

You have a lot to answer for Beez!!!

Bloddy rabbits... "grumble, mumble, mutter and whatever..."

*Loads crossbow again*

Kindest respects

Rodinus