posted on May, 20 2003 @ 07:05 AM
I'll keep it going...
A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a Jewish rabbi are all fishing in a boat. About an hour goes by, and they realize they are out of bait.
The Baptist preacher stands up in the boat, jumps out, lands on the water, and skips across the water to the baithouse! The rabbi watches this with a
look of awe, but says nothing. The Catholic priest doesn't even look fazed. The preacher returns, skipping across the water, and they all resume
fishing. Another hour goes by, and again, they run out of bait. The Catholic priest stands up, jumps out, and skips across the water to the
baithouse! The rabbi gasps in awe, but quickly reigns it in, as he sees the Baptist preacher not paying it a second thought. The priest returns,
like the preacher, skipping across the lake, and into the boat. Another hour goes by, and again, they run out of bait. The Baptist preacher stands
up. "No, no, wait," says the rabbi. "My faith is at least as strong an yours. I will go get the bait this time!" With that said, he jumps out
of the boat, and quickly goes under the water. The Baptist turns to the Catholic, "You think we should've told him where the rocks were, so he
could use them to get to the bait shop?"