posted on Oct, 16 2013 @ 05:24 PM
reply to post by Biigs
Actually, I'm thinking of giving some of these to the neighborhood urchins, I mean children. Kids love a good gag.
Here are a couple thoughts on the sublect, compliments of Jack Handey:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I
started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'