The top 100 things you do NOT have to do before you die ATS members style

Do not reply to ats on your cell phone while in the bath tub.

Do not ever ever ever feed the trolls.

Avoid asking questions in threads in which have absolutely no knowledge of the subject matter because you will not understand the answer without asking JEEVES..just ask JEEVES first.

Fapomet
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No.

OK your choice Fappy.

Just so that you know, ATS is a community of support as well as conspiracy.

I'm involved in another thread here with people that have, or are close to friends with cancer, and we're all supporting each other as well as having a laugh.

Feel free to allow ATS to become a part of your family

18. Assume ATS doesn't care

Cody

Never ask your 18 yr old daughter where the money you gave her yesterday went...because she always answers like this..

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Hi K2

(((((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))))))

Bugger................ just dropped me phone in the bath

19. Never forget ATS will still be there AFTER the bath, and after the DDos attack

Cody

cody599
reply to post by k21968

 

Hi K2

(((((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))))))

Bugger................ just dropped me phone in the bath

19. Never forget ATS will still be there AFTER the bath, and after the DDos attack

Cody

True story...I did that once. My spouse was absolutely upset that I couldnt wait to finish my bath to read ats.

k21968
Never ask your 18 yr old daughter where the money you gave her yesterday went...because she always answers like this..

Or this
Gotta love 'em



Cody

k21968

cody599
reply to post by k21968

 

Hi K2

(((((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))))))

Bugger................ just dropped me phone in the bath

19. Never forget ATS will still be there AFTER the bath, and after the DDos attack

Cody

True story...I did that once. My spouse was absolutely upset that I couldnt wait to finish my bath to read ats.

Ummmmmmmmm

Guilty as charged m'lady

I must now go and bathe, and shave

Anybody got a phone that shaves and posts at the same time ?

Cody

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Oh i love her, but man, she is sucking my bank account dry. She has a shopping problem. She is in college. I keep asking what the money is for and I get a shoulder shrug. SO I have stopped sending as much .LOL NOw, she just asks more often!!

20. Post something you wouldn't want your Mum to read.

graceunderpressure
20. Post something you wouldn't want your Mum to read.

edit on 10/7.2013 by graceunderpressure because: (no reason given)

OR grandmother!!!!

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Number 21- Never ask anyone from Dark's coffee thread if they want something to drink or if they want to hear something funny..... it is a given!

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hahahahahaha....you called him Fappy.

Yeah, i am still a teen deep inside where my humor resides.

Oh jeez

Rolling pins lined up

Boy's

DUCK

Too late............... It''s OK ................ We'll get you home Come hell or high water

The ladies make an encouraging argument

Good night all

And good luck

Cody

BenReclused
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Be a troll.

"Trolls" are people too, so stop being such a bigot.

My contribution:
Call others names

See ya,
Milt

Just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

Besides, I did not name names.

99. Reply with"pics or it didn't happen. "
100. Sign up for Obamacare.

101. Take an arrow to the knee.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

... Do not title your thread "Best UFO picture/video ever"
... Do not feel that you need to add a second line to a meaningful one line post.

third line.

Post a thread with the words "absolute proof" in the title.

Use www.whatdoesitmean.com... as the primary source for your thread.

Post anything you wouldn't want your wife to see...

Oh, wait

Number 34.6 Become an ATS moderator

bigfatfurrytexan
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hahahahahaha....you called him Fappy.

Yeah, i am still a teen deep inside where my humor resides.

Tee hee.....I was going to say never use "fap" as part of your screen name......but it was rather descriptive of his posting style wasn't it?

*did I say that?*