The top 100 things you do NOT have to do before you die ATS members style

Hi guys

The title says it all, let's see if we can compile a list of things (T's and C's friendly please) that you not only don't have to do, but should positively avoid

1. Worry about making a fool of yourself on ATS (It happens to us all)

2. Make a facebook page for your pet ('nuff said)

3. Regret that drunk post (It happens to many of us)

4. Correct grammar at every possibility (Not every member has English as a first language)

5. Insist that sodding rock on Mars is a life form. (It's a rock)

6. Be serious about every thread (It's pixels on a screen not your baby)

Please feel free to contribute, the funnier the better

Cody

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7. Posts stupid lists of things not to do on ATS before you die.

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8. Make an ill mannered reply to a newbie (This is BTS by the way)

Cody

Be a troll.

Naysay.

8) Feel inclined to reply to threads about lists of not what to do on ATS before you die (D'oh!!)

9) Feel inclined to make prediction threads

9.) Make another thread about Elvis.
10.) Make another thread about The Black Knight Satellite.

11.) Use your 1,000th post on this thread.

12.

post a wall of text, using numerology, to prove that ATS is the NSA.

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This thread went downhill fast.

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Be a troll.

"Trolls" are people too, so stop being such a bigot.

My contribution:
Call others names

See ya,
Milt

13. Start a Bernard Schnitzel fan club.

14. Posting whilst drinking.

15. Wear pants while browsing the forum. Or underwear. Inspiration is proven to increase exponentially while hunting conspiracies in the nude. Selfies not recommended while engaged in this mode of perusal.

16. Twerking while responding to a post.

17. Correcting Skeptic on a grammatical error. Especially before he's had his first coffee of the day.

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You mean you found out ATS has a sense of humour ?

C'mon lighten up have a laugh

Cody

tvtexan
9.) Make another thread about Elvis.
10.) Make another thread about The Black Knight Satellite.

11.) Use your 1,000th post on this thread.

edit on 10 7 2013 by tvtexan because: 1,000th Post! Do I get my Executive Bathroom privileges now?

On your 1000th post

Cody

giving up on numbers. The moderator above had a hilarious response (Masqua).

so here you go:

- ask why a member was banned
- talk about drugs

yeah...not so funny, but true.

- don't take anything int he funny pics thread seriously

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You forgot the first two rules of ATS: you do not talk about ATS. And you do not talk about ATS.

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Use a credit card

This one is the best avoided of all things, other than hard drugs and getting shot.

-Start a thread about bloody rocks on Mars!!!

-Start a thread proclaiming that you know everything - ever.

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No.

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If you find yourself displeased by the contents of this thread, you are always free to leave. Or you could explain intelligently and politely why you are displeased.

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IT looks like mods have already shown him the "way" Sooo, my contribution to the thread:

Dont do what Fapomet did.