posted on Sep, 22 2013 @ 11:29 AM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks for?".
St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh" said the man, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's clock. The hands have never moved. Indicating that she has never told a lie."
"Incredible." said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, indicating that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan!"