German woman gives birth to GIANT baby.

Girl weighing 13.47 lbs. is Germany’s largest-ever baby.

A baby born Friday in Germany is the country's largest-ever, at 13.47 pounds and 22.6 inches long.

Thats one big kid. Holy moly. The kid's so big, she wont even fit in one pic frame, you have to slide it to the right...

Look at that nurse's face. That says it all.

Not to be out done, in March, a British mother gave birth to a 15 lb., 7 oz. baby boy named George. Dang!

One might think it has to do with the GMOs, growth hormones and highly processed food. Generally speaking it probably does.

But the biggest baby on record was born to Anna Bates of Canada in 1879. The 7'5" mother and her 7'11" husband welcomed a 23 lb. 12 oz. baby boy.

Soon, women are just going to start giving birth to full grown kids.

I can see it now, its a boy, he lands on his feet, looks up and says 'sup?

Ouch!!!!!!!

These cases give new meaning to the "Ring of Fire" at delivery.

edit: she did give birth naturally, I just read it. Well, hope she had an epideral.

One might think it has to do with the GMOs, growth hormones and highly processed food. Generally speaking it probably does.

But the biggest baby on record was born to Anna Bates of Canada in 1879. The 7'5" mother and her 7'11" husband welcomed a 23 lb. 12 oz. baby boy.

I love these two contradictory sentences. On one hand we are to believe GMOs must be responsible for big baby birth weight, yet on the other hand I guess we must assume people went back in time to feed a mother GMO food for her 23lb baby in 1879.

Pffft If my mom is to be believed that was how my birth was...

Breast feeding will kill mama in a week. Loaded diapers will be considered biological weapons.

Gotta love babies!

Welcome to the world little lady.....hope life treats you kind.

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HOLY CRAP! That baby is huge! Is the mother still alive?

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Just wait till he's a toddler, he will run all that excess weight off and be thin as a rail and a cute little booger

Welcome to this crazy world kiddo, wish you well and good luck (lots of it).

In the meantime could be interesting to investigate that if their father was on active military duty during Iraq or had something to do with D.U.munitions.

Originally posted by boncho

One might think it has to do with the GMOs, growth hormones and highly processed food. Generally speaking it probably does.

But the biggest baby on record was born to Anna Bates of Canada in 1879. The 7'5" mother and her 7'11" husband welcomed a 23 lb. 12 oz. baby boy.

I love these two contradictory sentences. On one hand we are to believe GMOs must be responsible for big baby birth weight, yet on the other hand I guess we must assume people went back in time to feed a mother GMO food for her 23lb baby in 1879.

Well, I understood the point being made. The largest baby on record was the spawn of two giant people, both well over 7 feet tall. This baby, while smaller than that one, is still huge, and has "regular" sized parents. Meaning, the ratio of the parent's size to the baby's size is larger with this new baby.

I'm not saying I agree that's true. I don't think it has anything to do with GMOs or anything other than random mutations, but the comparison made sense to me.

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I'm not saying I agree that's true. I don't think it has anything to do with GMOs or anything other than random mutations, but the comparison made sense to me.

I 'get' the comparison, and the following isn't directed at you.

If this abnormal sized baby were the result of GMO etc. wouldn't it be normal? Wouldn't this be happening all the time? Not sure if OP was joking or serious though.

I actually like OP so I'll assume joking.

Oh and really quick... I have been lazy and haven't put photshop on the new computer. Can someone shoop the baby so it looks like the 'Brain Bug' from Starship Troopers where Neil Patrick Harris is touching it and say's it's afraid?

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The qualifiers "generally speaking" and "probably" avoids any "contradiction".

Carry on.