What secret pet names do you use for your pets? (when no one's around)

You know? When there's no one else around, and you love your animal, I'm sure you have your embarrassing names that are meant for only you both?? :-D

I'm a pretty tough guy, been fighting/boxing all my life, but I'm a really nice person if you meet me, am always there to help and can be relied on by my friends.

Anyway, i have a miniature Dachshund and her name is Scally. (will try and post a pic from my phone)
She is blood to me, and I'm completely besotted with her.

To all dog owners! I want you to let your guard down on this thread, and make us laugh with your secret pet names you use to your loved animals. Don't be shy, this should be a giggle between animal loving members :-&

Here are some of the 'private' names i use between me and Scally...

Hey Scally plops..
Hey scally woodles
Hey princess
Hey pumpkin

Now it get a bit weird

don't laugh, I'm already regretting this! Lol

Hey funky whispers
Hey princess peaches
Hey funky windows
Hey funky piddlypop
Hey my widdledy piddldy plop
Hey daddies girl, do you want the widdly woo woo kisses?
Oh she's daddies little girl, we 'hate' mummy don't we?

I feel embarrassed, but glad I've mentioned it to the community.

All animal lovers? Let your hair down and let's here your loving ñ-D

Haha yeah I have a cat named Banks (after Banksy the street artist) and I tend to call him Boo when no one is around haha! : )

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I have this 1 specific name I use for all cats....in secret...



It goes like this , " Oooushi-ba-boo-ba-boo-shai"

I'm usually a one phrase kinda guy so it's usually..."Hey @$$ HOLE!...Did You Do That?"

And I'm understood every time. So much so that he'ss answer to either his real name or my endearment...

Peace

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When I call my pets anything other than their given names it is generally not a good thing, and it generally involves "terms of endearment" that if I divulged them here i would be in extreme violation of T&Cs.

My 3 cats often get called "Oi!, and Nooooo!"...lol

Ha ha I think everyone does this...

I always use a word that starts with a W and ends with Y at the end.

My dog called Jody get called "Jody woady"

And Sally gets called "Sally Wally"



"Oh who's a good girl Sally Wally"

Your dog should be...

Osha woo woo waa waa Scally Wally... In that voice (you know the voice I mean...)

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FYI All Dogs:

Bella is-
bellarix
belltrix lastrange
bellatrix Fonazzi
bellrix lastrange Fonazzi
bella lynn baker (said with a proper southern accent)
bell

Benni-
Benny banassi
benny banassi jr
ben ben

Bibiana-(Pronounced Bib e ahna)
Bibi (Pronounced Bib e)
Bibi ana mama
bibi ana mama dupree
mama
ana mama
bibi lee baker (said with a proper southern accent)

Bridgitta is-
Bridge
bridgey
bridgey lynn baker (said with a proper southern accent)

I call all three of my girls the baker sisters..and always with a proper southern accent of course!

Thanks for the thread I thought I was the only one!! S&F

Originally posted by samuel1990
Haha yeah I have a cat named Banks (after Banksy the street artist) and I tend to call him Boo when no one is around haha! : )

LoL I feed a stray cat in my back yard and I call him Boo Kitty!

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Also I wasnt going to put this but...My dog bridge has has some medical issues and I cannot have her fixed yet so every now and then I call her Bloodyvag...hope I dont offend anyone...lol

Got 3 dogs here:

Teddy (A Pomeranian)
Bailey (A miniature Daschund)
Loki (A miniature Daschund/Aussie Terrier mix)

For Teddy, I call him Stink Breath, Outhouse Breath, Teddy Toe Licker, Old Man, and Fuzzy Old Man (he's 13)...

For Bailey, I call her "Gregory House in Dog form", Bailey-kins, Stubborn Weiner, and Bailey Butt licker...

As for Loki, I call her Loki Baby, or Precious Babuu, Little miss mischief, Mischief, Little miss Trouble, and Canine God of Mischief...

You can tell I favour Loki more lol... Though, I love all my dogs.

Cats....Malice and Sookie Mallywally and Sookiemonster

Dog.....Lucy Lucy goosey bo boosey, haha

Leo: The Akita/Lab Mix
Bubba, Leonardo Di Puppy

Abby: the Vizsla/LAb mix
Abby, Abby Lou, Abby Lou-who

Mooshka: the big black cat
Mr. DooDads, MeMoosh, Mooshka Taters, Taters.

Pauly, the fluffy Gray cat
Paulsters, French Bastard, Paulywog.

When I'm petting my dogs, I call them Tinky, short for Stinky. When I want my dogs to come to me I just call them Pupperoni or Doggie Treats and they all come running. Or I could just rattle the doggie treat jar. I can open the doggie treat jar as quietly as possible in the middle of the night and somehow the Yorkie hears it from the other side of the house. Yet I still waste money on security cameras and an ADT system.

You do realize the OP, now has all your passwords to your accounts right??? To easy

I have to wonder if these threads are fishing for personal information.

Originally posted by 13th Zodiac
You do realize the OP, now has all your passwords to your accounts right??? To easy

Damn! he must be working for the NSA!

"OpenEars123" its such an obvious username too!

Changes all password immediately...

Originally posted by 13th Zodiac
You do realize the OP, now has all your passwords to your accounts right??? To easy

D'oh!

Now I have to get a new dog.

We have a cat that lost one of its legs after an accident a couple of years ago called Draskor (My son named him after a Pokemone)

My wife spoils the cat rotten to the extent that when she now picks the cat up he dribbles all over her because he is so in love with her... blummin think gets more attention than me!

I call the cat SLUG

Kindest respects

Rodinus