Let's have fun, who wants to help me plan my funeral ?

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The wife said I'd be much better looking that way

Right no sex for her for the next hour or two, that'll teach her

Cody

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RIP Mike

I like the balloon idea it's not really my style but I really like it

Thanks

Cody

Originally posted by Rodinus

Motley Crüe, Girls, Girls, Girls.

Remember Sabrina, Boys Boys Boys... when the boobs come out in the swimming pool?

Thats more like Cody methinks?

Can't link a YT vid from here folks, sorry.

Warmest respects

Rodinus

Note to self check out Sabrina vid on youtube.

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I have been consistently wearing green and blue suits for most of my life and it has taken its toll as you can clearly see.

Kind Regards

You could always get yourself stuffed and mounted and then you could attend your own funeral as well...lol

That would be kind of morbid, but it is an idea.
Then you could get coated in some sort of epoxy resin and be glued to your BRB tombstone and people could throw a serious party with you any time they wanted..

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I know a good taxidermist. We can set him up in a recliner and have our pics taken sitting on his lap- just like Santa Clause!

Well why dont we stand him up and tape him to a large stick. Spray paint him silver and stick huge firework rockets up his arse and light him up. He would look like a big spaceman flying through the sky...Can you imagine the number of "Strange lights and silver spaceman in cornwall" threads on Ats

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Well why dont we stand him up and tape him to a large stick. Spray paint him silver and stick huge firework rockets up his arse and light him up. He would look like a big spaceman flying through the sky...Can you imagine the number of "Strange lights and silver spaceman in cornwall" threads on Ats

Now that is what I am talking about.

Bury him face down, and liberally use Roman Candles to celebrate.

As far as songs go...at the funeral...well, that Motley one, "Girls, Girls, Girls"....hubby goes bananas over that one and would want that video/song played at his funeral too! However, much as I love Vince Neil and his crew, I think 2 songs by the band Europe with Joey Tempest would be fab...Firstly, "I'll Cry For You"...for the guests and for how they would feel. My best friends 14 yr. old child was hit/killed by a train and that song was played at his funeral...I cried like 2 babies. The other song of theirs would be "Prisioners Of Paradise"...not exactly about what most would expect but still a great song.

However Cody...How about just "singin for your supper" and hangin around and having that party in real life...after that, no sense in leavin! With all the fun ideas listed here....none of us would wanna go if we had similar send off parties... We'd wanna be immortal! (Don't forget, I live in "True Blood" territory)...Shreveport, Louisiana...I assume you have seen that tv show? If not, it is about a bunch of really "hot" looking vampires who are into all manner of ill shiite. Lotsa adventure and action of ALL kinds. Stay cool my friend....just, not "cold". ATS would be more of a bummer without your razor sharp wit. The lucky lady that is your wife could use a few more diamonds before ya go....at least 50 years worth.

Originally posted by hotel1
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I have been consistently wearing green and blue suits for most of my life and it has taken its toll as you can clearly see.

Kind Regards

We have our very own ATS smurf boys n girls

Erm... or a cop

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by Darkblade71
You could always get yourself stuffed and mounted and then you could attend your own funeral as well...lol

Mounted by what exactly?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by hotel1
reply to post by Rodinus

 

I have been consistently wearing green and blue suits for most of my life and it has taken its toll as you can clearly see.

Kind Regards

We have our very own ATS smurf boys n girls

Erm... or a cop

Kindest respects

Rodinus

How very dare you sir

I am currently in blue providing security for some poor vulnerable Matelots

Originally posted by hotel1

Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by hotel1
reply to post by Rodinus

 

I have been consistently wearing green and blue suits for most of my life and it has taken its toll as you can clearly see.

Kind Regards

We have our very own ATS smurf boys n girls

Erm... or a cop

Kindest respects

Rodinus

How very dare you sir

I am currently in blue providing security for some poor vulnerable Matelots

Aye Aye capitain.. Ahhh a girl in every port?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by hotel1

Originally posted by Rodinus

Originally posted by hotel1
reply to post by Rodinus

 

I have been consistently wearing green and blue suits for most of my life and it has taken its toll as you can clearly see.

Kind Regards

We have our very own ATS smurf boys n girls

Erm... or a cop

Kindest respects

Rodinus

How very dare you sir

I am currently in blue providing security for some poor vulnerable Matelots

Aye Aye capitain

.. Ahhh a girl in every port?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

A girl in every port

Until I got cor't

Well it's nice to see you'd all treat my cadaver with respect after my demise

Why not just bury me with my backside sticking out the ground
Then you could use me as a bicycle rack as well

Cody

Originally posted by cody599
Well it's nice to see you'd all treat my cadaver with respect after my demise

Why not just bury me with my backside sticking out the ground
Then you could use me as a bicycle rack as well

Cody

Tell that to the wife and see if she stops laughing....
But then be careful at night.....she may want to see what size tire fits the best

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I've started sleeping on my back

With one eye open just in case of a moment

Cody