Second post tonight but I'd like to write it whilst it's fresh in my mind
Hi Guys
I was just having a laugh with Mrs C
We just watched a programme where a guy wanted access to a country to see his girlfriend.
They asked him very similar questions that we were asked when we applied for our marriage licence ( Mrs C is a foreign national)
It went something like this
LQ (licence question) : Where did you meet
Us : Israel
LQ: Where did you first get together (implication get intimate)
Us: Dead sea
LQ: Ok Cody what is your finance's (get the joke) middle name ?
Me: Buggered if I know, what's your middle name babes ?
LQ: What's your finance's favourite perfume ?
Me: Ummmmmmmmmmm
LQ: What is her favourite lipstick
Me:
LQ: Date of birth ?
Me 11/02/67
LQ: Her not you
Me:
February before me
LQ: So what is your boyfriends favourite song
Her: James "laid"
LQ: What is his favourite aftershave
Her: I wish
LQ: What is his (this made me laugh) worst trait
Her: Take your choice, the smelly feet after work, the refusing to acknowledge the wash basket, or complaining when I use HIS knives in the
kitchen.
LQ: One last question, are you sure you want to get married ?
Us: Hell yeah !
It was interesting to realise how little I knew about Mrs C
The one question not asked .................. Are you in love and do you intend to spend your lives together discovering each other and your hopes and
dreams, and helping each other to realise them ?
By the way ladies Chanel NO.5
By the way gents, it aint cheap but it's worth it.
Buy it tomorrow with single rose, get on one knee,present it, and just say "Did I mention I love you"
Cody
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