I don't know if you can still do this, but I'd take a lump sum. I really don't care if I lose a lot. unless the installments were huge, i'd rather
take the 50 million all at once. Here's why.
My mother has had a very hard life. My dad was her only boyfriend, they were together 33 years, one day he just said "you'd be better off if you
killed yourself" and left her with another woman. If it weren't for my sister's diligence, she would have succeeded. She downed 40 percocets and two
bottles of zoloft. She remarried a minister, who did the same thing. She suffers from agoraphobia now, and can't work. She never deserved this. If I
won that money, lets say it was 50 million, I'd give her 10 million.
I'd give my wife's mother 1 million and her father 1 million ( he really doesn't even need the money, the man is goddamn loaded. Who do you know who
has purchased a ferrari without a loan recently?)
I'd give my best friend 2 million, another friend 1 million, and I have two other good friends who would each get 2.5 million. I think I could live
just find on 30 million dollars..... I wouldn't complain. It's not my money. It's "the money". I would probably also donate another million to a few
local animal rescues who really need it.
Then it would buy a newer ferreri and drive it up to my wife's father's wealthy town, and say "oh, that's your ferrari? 1990? yeah, I just got a
couple this week. Yeah, they're not used, though. But boy, they sure go fast. Yours is nice, though".
Then I'd laugh and laugh. And give him one.
with the 2nd ferrari, I'd sit in a mall parking lot, wait for someone with a #ty car who looks like they're having a bad day, run up to their cars,
smash it to pieces with a hammer, and then hand them the keys and say "sorry, I thought you needed a new car. It's not a 1971 buick, but I think
you'll like it".
I would set aside 1.5 million for doing things like that, just for trolling people only to have them wind up with better stuff. I've given this a lot
of thought. LOL.
and you mark my words, people. I will win that money, or some other money.
edit on 19-5-2013 by DarwinVsJesus because: (no reason