North Korea demands apology, refuses talks with South Korea

Dear Mr. Un,

We, the American people, apologize. We apologize for giving you food for your agreement to halt your nuclear program, and we apologize for giving you more food when you failed to live up to those agreements. We apologize for snickering when you threaten to nuke us and our allies. We apologize for striving for a nuclear free Korean peninsula. We apologize for turning a blind eye while you point missiles at us. We apologize for the fat jokes, the Lil' Kim jokes, and the little boy jokes. We apologize for making you feel confident in 1950's technology defeating the world's only superpower. But most of all, we simply apologize for being the world police, when so many other nations are chomping at the bit to spend billions to do so.

So, now that we've apologized, can you put away your toys, clean your room, and go to bed like a good little boy?


(hmm...maybe I should leave that last line out....what do you think?)

reply to post by Gazrok


No

I would add and your going to bed without supper, your a little bit to fat and you need to be on a diet.