North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

Kim should watch some Bond movies. Heres a good Bond character to model the evil dictator style on.

There's North Korea's problem right there, no one uses Windows 8. They probably cant work out or get past the crap frontend metro style interface! LoL

I wonder what drivers are required to launch a cardboard SRBM/MRBM anyway? LoL

Dear NK I recommend Pirate Bay, you will get a perfect working version of Windows 7 32/64bit Ultimate that don't even need a serial key.

P.S You will also require an actual PC! Spectrums and Amstrads just cant run MS Windows! LoL LoL LoL

i think this article is BS

this is the latest technology available to North Korea

Windows is such a pane in the glass!


~ sorry, couldn't resist~

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Thats what they get for trying to run Windows 8 on a 486, now granted it was a DX with a math coprocessor and to their credit they did have 3 guys dedicated to holding down the turbo button but still.

Originally posted by heineken
i think this article is BS

this is the latest technology available to North Korea

Hey don't knock that. That's what I'm using to post right now.

I should probably upgrade though. It took me seven hours just to load this page

I can't stop laughing....

Thank you for sharing. S&F

edit: (Yah, Windows 8 sucks:@@

Originally posted by pillock
Oh come on , even North Korea is not stupid enough to use Windows 8.
Windows 8 is the new windows ME & Vista in one bundle .

Yup! Mistake Edition all over again, now with tiles and every useful thing hidden. If MS follows their usual cycle, win9 should be decent or even good, especially after loads of updates/hotfixes.

Couldn't help it.

This made my day.

Ive been dealing with windows 8 recently and it...... sucks.

want a tablet BUY A TABLET

leave the pc software to the useful and helpful side of computing please. Not everyone wants to needs a glossy plus face to get actual work done.

Biggest gripe is all the hovering, pcs are meant to do things FAST slowing down my inputs is completely stupid

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Windows 8, computers? I thought they were still using missile launch technology used during the gulf war.

North Korea is running DOS 5.1. Nice try OP!

Originally posted by AkumaStreak
North Korea is running DOS 5.1. Nice try OP!

DOS = Dictator Operating System ?

2nd

Hm.

Kim uses an iMac. I've seen him sitting in front of one.

People, come on, this is a joke and a very bad one

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press F1

Sorry, but I'm calling B.S. on this one. We all know lil Kim uses a Mac.

"Dear Microsoft support team,

I'm having serious troubles with your Win 8 and I would appreciate some urgent help.
Everytime I'm trying to launch a nuke, missile or similar gear I get this dodgy Blue Screen of Death.

I suspect there is a IRC compatibity or some sort of software conflict. I am currently playing "Call of Duty" (the latest version). Can we play Call of Duty and launch a missile at the same time with Win 8? I cannot find an answer for this neither in the Win 8 Help or in your support website.

Please I hope you can find the solution asap.
Best Regards

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Haha! This made my mourning. So funny yet slightly true. They should probably use a more reliable OS like Linux for military stuff.

A tardy April fool, indeed.