posted on Nov, 2 2004 @ 04:00 PM
A mother, passing by her daughter's bedroom, was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then
she saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom".
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope
and read the Letter with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to Elope with my new boyfriend because
I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been
finding real passion with John and he is so nice
even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his
motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom,
I'm pregnant and John said that He will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
Stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's now one
of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading
it with his friends for all the coc aine and ecstasy
we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better;
he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back
to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card that's in
my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home.