The Spectre of Death Strikes Hawaii with Uplifting Message of Doom

I didn't think he could pull it off. But he did.

Cheney managed to scare the living poi-poi out of Hawaiians just like he does every dirt farmer between Idaho and Nebraska.

Remember Pearl Harbor!!!


Huh?

The all-class candidate stayed on message though repeating his patented insinuation that Kerry is a metro-sexual pig.

The vice president then delivered what he tells crowds is his favorite line: "As we like to say in Wyoming, you can put all the lipstick you want on a pig, but at the end of the day, it'll still be a pig!" The line drew such a roar that Cheney, as he sometimes does, asked if the crowd wanted to hear it again. They did, and he repeated it.

No confirmation as of yet, whether Cheney's shadow officially attended the event or just wrote the speech.

Originally posted by RANT

Why does this picture not surprise me in the least?