How do Mods get chosen?

Originally posted by Destinyone
I have a question, I've not seen asked....where do old MODS go...what happens to them...huh...

Des

whenever a moderator is no longer needed, they are stuffed and mounted.

Originally posted by Crakeur

Originally posted by Destinyone
I have a question, I've not seen asked....where do old MODS go...what happens to them...huh...

Des

whenever a moderator is no longer needed, they are stuffed and mounted.

I'm not touching that line with a 10 foot pole.

Originally posted by Destinyone
I have a question, I've not seen asked....where do old MODS go...what happens to them...huh...

Des

They go to a module home which was modified just for them in these modern times we live in.

Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by jimmyx

 

physically harmed? No.

emotionally scarred by having to poop in front of the entire ATS staff, with everyone shouting at the poor thing? most definitely but we do have an incredible poultryatrist on hand for councelling afterward

You misspelled counseling

Originally posted by kthxbai

Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by jimmyx

 

physically harmed? No.

emotionally scarred by having to poop in front of the entire ATS staff, with everyone shouting at the poor thing? most definitely but we do have an incredible poultryatrist on hand for councelling afterward

You misspelled counseling

Well..poop...

There goes your chance of ever being a MOD.....

Unless you've been stashing kiss-up points with Crakeur

Des

Originally posted by kingears
I'm going to break up the humour a second, how many mods are there?

92 and 1/2, I'm pretty sure

reply to post by kthxbai


If you believe the buzz... then there are just two of us, in an office at the NSA with a LOT of open tabs running on a LOT of networked computers.

Wait am I posting as Heff right now??? I hate when I lose track.

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by kthxbai

Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by jimmyx

 

physically harmed? No.

emotionally scarred by having to poop in front of the entire ATS staff, with everyone shouting at the poor thing? most definitely but we do have an incredible poultryatrist on hand for councelling afterward

You misspelled counseling

Well..poop...

There goes your chance of ever being a MOD.....

Unless you've been stashing kiss-up points with Crakeur

Des

edit on 15-3-2013 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)

I'm going to apply for Grammar Nazi instead!!

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by kthxbai

 

If you believe the buzz... then there are just two of us, in an office at the NSA with a LOT of open tabs running on a LOT of networked computers.

Wait am I posting as Heff right now??? I hate when I lose track.

See, I heard all of you lived at the homeless shelter and shared stolen wifi from McDonalds!

Originally posted by Crakeur

Originally posted by Destinyone
I have a question, I've not seen asked....where do old MODS go...what happens to them...huh...

Des

whenever a moderator is no longer needed, they are stuffed and mounted.

OH my word !!!

reply to post by rigel4


it's what all large companies do to the older, less usefull employees

Originally posted by rigel4

Originally posted by Crakeur

Originally posted by Destinyone
I have a question, I've not seen asked....where do old MODS go...what happens to them...huh...

Des

whenever a moderator is no longer needed, they are stuffed and mounted.

OH my word !!!

I found this in the basement at ATS head-quaters....I think it's a prototype of plans they have for Heff...

They think he may be marketable.....



Des

Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by rigel4

 

it's what all large companies do to the older, less usefull employees

"Stuffed and Mounted"

By all the other mods, or have i taken this out of context!!!

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by rigel4

Originally posted by Crakeur

Originally posted by Destinyone
I have a question, I've not seen asked....where do old MODS go...what happens to them...huh...

Des

whenever a moderator is no longer needed, they are stuffed and mounted.

OH my word !!!

I found this in the basement at ATS head-quaters....I think it's a prototype of plans they have for Heff...

They think he may be marketable.....

Des

Des after being "Stuffed and mounted" or was it "Mounted and Stuffed" I doubt he would be any good for anything
never mind "marketable" ... Lol

reply to post by Destinyone


That is the greatest thing I have ever seen. The pinnacle of civilization. But does the crossbow shoot little fake darts?

reply to post by rickymouse


Sadly, it was anything but. It was the "ATS Not So Easy" button.

reply to post by Hefficide


They may be small. But, I hear they are lethal. Rumor has it, each tiny dart tip, has been dipped in Crakeur spit.

Des

Crakeur Spit, is that something that we can buy with ATS points? I have a few threads I'd like to lace with some of dat...

Originally posted by vkey08
Crakeur Spit, is that something that we can buy with ATS points? I have a few threads I'd like to lace with some of dat...

It's a symptom of drinking to much "Koool aid"

Originally posted by elevatedone
Remember....

Mod's are members first.

We also do not "mod" threads that we are participating in as a member.

Well folks you heard it here first.

Since every single mod has now posted in this thread,...

THIS THREAD IS WIDE OPEN AND UNMODERATED !!

Have at it and enjoy !