posted on Feb, 27 2013 @ 06:34 PM
So we see a lot of zombie like occurences over the last year whether drug induced or giant bio weapons producing conglomerate caused is
unknown(looking at you umbrella). But it has got me thinking what would a zombie apocalypse look like or how coild it occur in the first place.
First we will look at romero style zombies (early romero non intelgent slow moving cattle type).
They are slow uncoordinated but seem to always appear behind you as soon as you drop your guard. It always takes a patient zero who bites a few people
before being shot dead just in time for us to hear about it on the evening news to which we will write it off as a madman especially with that creepy
guy next door lurking right out side our collective windows. Would these zombies even pose a risk at first they are to slow and lets face it as an
american if you get within 3 feet of me and are not an attractive young lady your probibly going to get punched (sorry if that was your gram gram but
she smelled like vicks vapor rub and had it coming.. please dont press charges)
Now lets go with the 28 days later kind.. they are fast mean and transmit through any bodily fluid with a rapid transformation of +-15 seconds. Their
draw back is they are brittish so you have several times a day that they go back home for tea giving you 20 minutes to an hour before they are back at
it again. Plus brittish zombies are not used to facing people armed with more than cricket bats so maybe they wouldent fair so well here in the U.S.
we got real bats of the Louisville slugger kind and those pesky lacross sticks. Still it would take a few running around unchecked before a pandemic
Lastly you have the oops government spilled some nasty nuclear, biological, comet, alien or mix therof into the water supply. This creates zombies
with mutations and infects multitudes of coffee drinkers at dawn hint I would avoid starbucs in this scenario. Still slow but in great numbers and
those poor baristas (seariously they have a title) since it still takes time to kick in im sure the highways will be a mess so travel would be harder
they are american so they are entitled to biting those un effected.
What do yo think would be the most viable zombie apocalyptic scenario?