posted on Feb, 2 2013 @ 04:20 PM
We all know the Onion to be a parody site, so what better place to put it than the jokes forum.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—According to sources, clinically depressed groundhog and weather prognosticator Punxsutawney Phil awoke from his slumber this
early morning, peered directly into his soul, and saw but a mere pathetic shadow of the rodent he once was. “My God, is this who I am now? Is this
what I’ve become?” the melancholy animal told reporters, staring hopelessly out onto the pale morning light outside his pen. “There was a time
when my world was spring eternal, bright and without gloom. But that was a lifetime ago, I’m afraid.” The downcast rodent then sighed, lifted
himself from his urine-soaked confines, and mustered the strength to perform his “little song and dance” for excited locals.
A chuckling look at what today's world has become